Raini Rodriguez

A skinny ass legend and icon born on July 19, 1993. Most known for winning 88 grammys and leaving Beyoncé (Flopyoncé) wigless. Her hit single "Fiesta Salsa" reached 666 million streams on Spotify and has been #1 on iTunes in all of America and Europe! Your fav could never!!!!!!

Flopyonce Fan: Omg Beyonce is such a queen!! She's AMAZING!!!!
Raini Rodriguez stan: Ew miss me with that shit! *blasts Fiesta Salsa in full volume*

by woke bitch May 23, 2018

Roderick

When a child is born and his penis is roughly the same size as his body he is given the name Roderick

"so you got with roderick last night?"
"yeah, i didnt believe the rumors were true but he definitely deserved the title Roderick."

by kroeTM December 31, 2014

Rodrick

Rodrick is perfect in every single way. Smart, funny, incredibly gorgeous, silly, mature and handsome individual(s), who is/are without a doubt the very best person to love. No matter what happens to me, good or bad, I can be happy because I have a Rodrick.
So when you find a Rodrick, never let him go!

I love Rodrick forever and always!

by xoxoloverxoxo January 31, 2014

rodriques

The Basque last name of chicks who like to sing, meet dudes at Boardriders, chill at their place on Lanikai beach, go out for sushi, and sunbathe topless.

All these years later, I still think about that Alia Rodriques chick.

by let's see if you can remember January 11, 2009

Aaron Rodriguez

Aaron is that boy that you will be best friends for a long time and then the next day you fall more and more in love with each other. Aaron will ask you on a date and then he will treat you like a fucking queen. You will never in your fucking life regret meeting him. Everyone wants to be friends with him.

Aaron Rodriguez is so sweet I like him so much.

by _bitxh17_ December 15, 2017

Eduardo Rodriguez

Eduardo Rodriguez is a genuine person. An amicable, comical, and sharp-witted human being that continuously reflects upon himself and those around to find areas of improvement. Given his imperfections, as bad as they may be, he will always find ways to ameliorate any situation. Due to these minior imperfections, he is reserved and quite around different people to not offend anyone. His clothing manner and haircuts are always on point. Eduardo is aficionado when it comes to music, and enjoys late night listening to lofi-beats.

Literally anyone: "What your name?"

Eduardo Rodriguez: "My name is Eduardo Rodriguez, pleasure to meet you."

Their response: "Eduardo Rodriguez... what an amazing guy."

by The Truth and Nothing More. January 26, 2023

Bender Bending Rodrieguez

Bender Is Our Robot Lord.

BENDER IS MADE OF:
An Iron-Osmium alloy with a 5% nickel impurity
20%Zinc
40%Titanium
40% Dolomite

BENDER SAYS:
"Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

BENDER SAYS:
"I came here with a simple dream. A dream, of killing all humans. And is this how it must end? I ask you, who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I... Not I.

BENDER SAYS:
"BITE MY SHINY, METAL ASS!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Amen.

FRY: Wow! A real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy new-years costume...?

BENDER: Bite my shiny metal ass!

by Skinny Pierre February 20, 2005