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Roastbeefer

An extremely loose vagina that resembles a roast beef sandwich.
origin:i was watching a porno and saw the resemblence
that girl is so loose she looks like a roastbeefer
aka liz cart
by jamais September 3, 2004
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The Spit Roast

Simultaneous penetration of the mouth and either the vagina or anus. If the penetrating objects are penises, this is sometimes called The Spit Roast
The woman had sex with two men, and one had there penis in her ass, and another in her mouth, this is Called The Spit Roast.
by Richard QW April 23, 2007
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Maryland Oven Roast

When one deficates in anothers oven then proceeds to set it on self clean. As the oven proceeds to lock itself and burn all material the feces begins to roast like a thanksgiving turkey. This enturn ruins the oven and causes all future meals to taste like shit.
Ryan McFakin: Damn man my oven is ruined?
Harun Ali: Why dog?
Ryan: Someone gave me a Maryland Oven Roast and i can still taste that shit a year from then.
Harun Ali: Bro that sounds delish!
by HarunHater911 April 20, 2009
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roast the quail

The ovens on high when I roast the quail
Tell bill Clinton to go and inhale
by Poopoo420 November 29, 2019
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Forced Roasting

Forced Roasting (also known as doing the "Damian") is the concept of trying to forcibly roast someone in an attempt to get attention.

Roasting should be done naturally and only when the opportunity presents itself.
*Phillip updates a status on Facebook*
"Today was a great day!"

Damian comments: Nah it was pretty shit actually.

Luke: Oh there he goes again, doing another "Damian".

Jerome: Man stop trying to do forced roasting!!
by manoftheyear October 29, 2012
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joke roast

When you roast someone so hard and to try to make them feel bad.
Dude its just a joke roast; no need to get mad at it.
by jordann.brian January 2, 2016
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Solo Roasting

To excel while working independently.
Robert is working alone on that project, he is on fire, straight solo roasting!
by AtwaterDaddy February 22, 2017
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