Road Trip in the Merc 

A phrase used by gentlemen in a crowded room to signal to other gents they need to make a swift exit and go discuss the nights antics, game plan and pussy.

“Decent champagne, shame thought as Moet is only for chopping (proceeds to chop his glass of champagne). I think it’s time for a Road Trip in the Merc? Rendezvous at the porch in 5?”

Road Trip in the Merc by Heybro... July 18, 2024

pre-road-trip walk 

A prudent no-financial-cost-to-you "hoofin' it" journey that you take to a certain location prior to driving there in your fuel-sucking auto-bubble, to actually "see for yourself" if whatever conditions/circumstances that someone of questionable integrity told you about really are the case, or if you'd just be going on a wild goose chase and merely consuming your costly gas for nothing.

I always perform a pre-road-trip walk (or I'll bike or hitch-hike or otherwise find a way to travel there "for free") to a stated destination whenever one of da local riff-raff requests me to drive there --- too many times in da past I've merely wasted an hour and used several gallons of expensive gasoline, only to discover that the shallow-minded idiot who'd asked me to "go and help" wasn't even "for real", and so either (1) there was nobody and/or nothing whatsoever at the place I'd been requested to drive to, or (2) someone else entirely --- and who usually was someone whom I had expressly said I would never assist anymore due to his outrageously-inapprorpate treatment of me in the past --- was there to request my help instead of the "promised" more-desirable person or persons, or (3) whoever was there knew nothing about whatever matter that I'd been sent there to act on, and sometimes I even got in trouble for "trespassing" or otherwise "disturbing the peace".

pre-road-trip walk by QuacksO January 31, 2019

Midnight road trip 

The act of going on a last minute late night trip that usually ends in the early hours of the morning.

11:00pm

Damn terry. I’m all out of weed.

Well shit bob. My dealer is 3 hours away.

Shit terry! Looks like we are going on a midnight road trip!

Midnight road trip by BigBeard69 July 26, 2022

Irish Road Trip 

Drunk Driving

Ej had a few too many beers and took his Honda for an Irish Road Trip leaving the bar

Irish Road Trip by BTPAl Capone April 29, 2023

French Road Trip

A french road trip is where you and a partner/ buddies take a road trip completely in the nude. It is a surprisingly spiritual experience.

Wanna go on a french road trip with me and rusty? No im a prude and a pussy.

French Road Trip by Uncle Phillip February 28, 2026