retard

Alexis Henson McClure, a retarded blond who doesn't know shit from her face.

Alexis: Someone took a crap on the mirror again!

The rest of the kids: NO ALEXIS THATS YOUR FACE!!! god retard .

by DeathIsLife January 16, 2009

retard

sam morrison aka lil slump aka king slump aka slumpy.
his brain cells died off and nobody knows exactly why. legend has it to this day his last two brain cells are still fighting to this day.

that slump kid is a real retard

by shlangtheasslicker638 July 01, 2018

retard

you lol

me:why should i tell you what the word retard means?you retard.
you: *a single tear*

by a cool person??? November 01, 2017

retard

Half the people in my class who, unfortunately, are the only people who want to be friends, forcing me to be a jerk to them, to shoo them away.

GET OUTTA HERE, YA RETARD!

by This Is A fuck win February 27, 2018

retard

someone who is a total stupid train wreck and eats tide pods at Papa Murphy's.

There was a retard who crashed into a papa murphy's screaming "I NEED TIDE PODS"

by fatguyeatspizza234 October 11, 2018

retard

A boy named Kristian Morgan

Kristian Morgan is a retard

by Beky Boo July 12, 2017

retard

the people who vote on suggestions for this site

p1: "damn dawg, who the fuck approved some of these dumbass definitions?"
p2: "idk mane, some fuckin' retard apparently"

by fxckedandleftfordead July 18, 2020