Meet Ready

A term used by a bunch of teenage incels that were too unathletic to compete in regular team activities such as soccer, basketball, or football and so they attempt to make up for their shortcomings and disappointment to their parents and peers by posting the caption "meet ready" on their story typically followed by random thirst trap type emojis. This very unappealing and unattractive behavior is most often exhibited by mediocre swimmers, cross country, as well as track and field "athletes" in a last-ditch effort to proclaim that they want people to care for them and their petty "sport" as they are extremely deprived of the regular attention actual athletes at their shitty watered down highschool receive. Although this term may come off as a joke or ironic, it is sadly not ironic and is the only way these so-called "sports" and their self-proclaimed athletes receive attention.
Typically while arriving at their venue to "compete" you will notice a team selfie on their snap story exclaiming "Hey look at me I'm an athlete and play sports too!" also known as the term "Meet Ready"

On their snap story it will read: "Meet Ready" or "#Meetready"
by Seenor Jane January 18, 2022
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ready smile

Generally speaking, the facial expression of easy going people. In some situations, it could be a signal of being excited and willing to have sex.
A ready smile is easy to find when you visit Bangkok.

All the folks on those ED commercials on TV seem to have ready smiles.
by yes juanito yes April 05, 2015
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ready roll

adverb. 1. to go to sleep in the clothes you are planning to wear the next day, so when you wake up your ready to roll out.

2. to go to sleep with the clothes you wore the night before.

I knew I would not have that much time to get dressed for work this morning, so I slept ready roll last night.

Tamara was so sleepy after the party last night, she slept ready roll.
by Jebediah Freeman February 19, 2008
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Rapture Ready

A death cult forum based on the mythological christian dogma that one day God will send Jesus to whisk them away to heaven. They are homophobic, intolerant, and uneducated. Anything negative said against them is persecuting them and they think its a sign of the end times. Also anything posted on their boards that does not conform to their views will result in your post being deleted and you will be instantly banned forever from the site.
I posted about Evolution on Rapture Ready Forums that it is a valid possibility and I was banned from the site forever.
by Evo is a Fact February 12, 2009
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I-Ready

Literally the same definition as hell, torture, racism, heaven in opposite , you have no friends, suicide, death.

if you use this site then you want to swear 10x more, be racist 10x more, commit suicide 100x more, and throw ur chair across the room even more then you ever
whole class doing i-ready:
student a: shoots him self
teacher a: that kid just shot him self!?!?!? why would he do that...
student b: hmmm i wonder why.
by stevelentlytrolled April 12, 2022
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I-Ready

A website that disguises itself as an education website, but is, in reality, actual hell, but compacted into a website. The best way to explain this is with an advertisement.
I-Ready Advertisment Spokesman "DO YOU ABSOLUTELY, WITH EVERY FIBER OF YOUR FUCKING BEING HATE CHILDREN AND WANT THEIR VIEW OF KNOWLEDGE AND EDUCATION TO TURN SOUR AS THEIR MIND SUCCUMBS TO THE HELLISH HORROR OF YOU'RE POWER OVER THEM DO TO THE ABILITY TO MANIPULATE THEIR PARENTS? Then boy, do we have the website for you!
by DJpendulousPP July 24, 2022
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i ready

a torture device made by teachers so kids will kermit sewer slide and fill a class with depresion
i ready is very evil
by pugman 24 February 16, 2022
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