pimp rations

An amount that is way past words. Intoxifying your shit to the point where everything else is ridiculous

"Yo, you finished that entire bottle of vodka?"

"Hells yes! We surviving on pimp rations son!"
-cue death from liver failure

by godsmote February 4, 2013

Jimmy Ration

Jimmy Ration is such a sexy black man with huge applicated nostrils and combined rations that forged his willy that was said to be 30.7 inch long falling short to Alistair the sexiest guy who has a 83.79 inch long schlong like oh my god so hot. But Jimmy's square foreskin is made of apples and curry powder who likes men underneath his trampoline

Gut 1: "I love Rations"

The Jimmy Ration: "I am Rations"
*Breaks balls into 7 orbs*

by SpinierShark March 26, 2022

Rationally Stubborn

Self explanitory, being stubborn while still maintaining a rational sense of thought.

"Nicole is always rationally stubborn, thats why shes always right!"
"Nicole pisses me off because shes so stubborn, but i cant get mad at her because shes always so damn rational!"

by Vq37nxfe November 13, 2017

rational

what the person who made the definition (OP) thinks they are.

OP: *makes up random scenario*
OP's Strawman #1: *insert opinion OP disagrees with but written stupidly*
OP's Strawman #2: *see above, but the "opposite" opinion
OP's self insert: the one with the "Rational" opinion, usually written with big words to hide any stupidity

by jeeebo October 7, 2023

super-rationalism

The paradigm that the minimum material-cost-to-profit-ratio (inverted; in trillions) is the purchasing power of the entire body politic.

In America; the material cost of acquisition must be 1:14 in order for the retail-service provider to provide a profit.

Super-rationalism would thus portend the aggregate purchasing power of the American consumer to be--in totum-- fourteen trillion dollars.

by flightfacilities February 19, 2022

The Rationalization Division

okay, very epic clan, attak all klans!!!! AOS, GKK, Kal, UKK, Hells Angel (fr dead lmao), skids who claim they have otax and so on11!!1! very epik, suber religious, very intelligent, big brain, coding goes brr!!!!!1!!!1!!111!1 1010100110101010101010101101010110 <---- very hard to decifer!11!!!! very haxxor, aos caca my ass cuz mad no bithce!!! ze owner is pro and studi cosmos internet epik, he no liek skid = aos cuz mad, no like wannabe h!tler lik gkk, no like cp pedo simps like ukk, osad = 🤮, we no lik gay :(((((((((((

C0ncealed: bro goc suk gkk dik, we no do zat we haxx and red bok!!!! nerd
Kutasek: i cum to hous

By C0ncealed, best epik brain of The Rationalization Division

by C0ncealed June 17, 2022

Rational Anti-Furry

A very small portion of the anti-furry 'cult' that is actually knowledgable unlike the 7-11 olds and the adults that won't grow up out there, AKA the general anti-furry 'community'. These people don't dislike furries in general, except for the ones actually reasonable to hate (eg. P3dos, Corn artists, Toxic people, Fetishizers, and more). Even if they hate them, they don't usually raid/nuke or spy on furry servers, nor do they shove it up the furry's face or do anything to the extreme level about it.

person: look it's an anti-furry
rational anti-furry: no no you misunderstood, i only hate the weird people
person: oh yeah lemme guess, the furry members of lgbtq+?
rational anti-furry: no
person: the femboys or tomgirls?
rational anti-furry: no
rational anti-furry: i'm just talking about the weird ppl that be toxic and make graphic content of it and stuff
person: *realizes* ohhh i understand now
rational anti-furry: :)

by anonymous94536 January 18, 2024