1. A rant you go on, mainly directed towards yourself, in the presence of others. Not expecting or desiring a reaction from said present company.
2. Ranting to yourself aloud, much like thinking aloud.
2. Ranting to yourself aloud, much like thinking aloud.
Person 1: You know, that commercial was so stupid.....
*****5 Min. later*****
.....It's fuckin ridiculous!
Person 2: Dude, there was no need of, or point to that.
Person 1: Fuck you, it was a Rhetorical Rant!
*****5 Min. later*****
.....It's fuckin ridiculous!
Person 2: Dude, there was no need of, or point to that.
Person 1: Fuck you, it was a Rhetorical Rant!
by JD-Lump May 26, 2010
Get the Rhetorical Rant mug.The act of expressing your innermost feelings at the most inappropriate of moments. Usually expressed at a time of drunken stupor. Sap-ranting embellishes camaraderie or love for a specific hoe.
Friend 1: "Dude, this is totally a sap-rant, but I love you more than an electric toothbrush up my ass."
Friend 2: "Bro, you're emotionally ravishing. I love Colgate. Lets go get Sushi."
Friend 2: "Bro, you're emotionally ravishing. I love Colgate. Lets go get Sushi."
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by kikikanibal December 29, 2007
Get the mad rad rant mug.Person 1: Wow, she totally sounded like a molly rant!
Person 2: Yeah, she was all, "Zee DRMz! They are evil!"
Person 2: Yeah, she was all, "Zee DRMz! They are evil!"
by Exposay October 19, 2007
Get the molly rant mug.A long winded complaint about minor subjective imperfections in a product, a process, or a person without adequate understanding of the entirety of the subject and without any logic or basis in fact. It is preferably delivered via audio format in a high pitched fast-paced voice without interruption - not even to take a breath.
For numerous examples of Molly Rants please listen to co-host Molly Wood of the Buzz Out Loud Podcast at CNET.com.
by Peter Wan October 21, 2007
Get the molly rant mug.The Poor White Persons version of RAP, in the sense that it a specific kind of spoken or written format, blending artistic expression, personal experience and politic protest and is usually written for an audience of peers in mind. Like RAP, it is an angry but non-violent form of political expression. Punk Music is to Ranting as Rap Music is to Rapping. Today, poor whites, perform Rants in pubs, pod-casts and on the Internet.
Anger is usually the fuel that oppressed people use to organize and fight for social and political change. Since Rich Whites don't want change, they have re-defined the tradition of Ranting into something that is done by crazy, unstable people, used to incite violence the same way they have positioned, re-defineded and/or reacted to RAP and Rap Music.
Historically, in Old Europe, Rich Whites encouraged Poor Whites to physically fight each other, Boxing, and outlawed Ranting in many cities and countries. Ranting like Rapping, is considered more dangerous then Boxing to the White Power Structure, because it encourages poor people to become personally and actively politically engaged and to collectively direct their anger outwards in organized political action rather then inwards, towards each other.
Speakers Corner in Hyde Park, London England is the oldest Public Ranting Space and has had such people as George Orwell and Karl Marx Rant there. It is still the place in England where The Poor gather to protest. A recent anti-war protest at Speakers Corner was banned for "safety," reasons.
Anger is usually the fuel that oppressed people use to organize and fight for social and political change. Since Rich Whites don't want change, they have re-defined the tradition of Ranting into something that is done by crazy, unstable people, used to incite violence the same way they have positioned, re-defineded and/or reacted to RAP and Rap Music.
Historically, in Old Europe, Rich Whites encouraged Poor Whites to physically fight each other, Boxing, and outlawed Ranting in many cities and countries. Ranting like Rapping, is considered more dangerous then Boxing to the White Power Structure, because it encourages poor people to become personally and actively politically engaged and to collectively direct their anger outwards in organized political action rather then inwards, towards each other.
Speakers Corner in Hyde Park, London England is the oldest Public Ranting Space and has had such people as George Orwell and Karl Marx Rant there. It is still the place in England where The Poor gather to protest. A recent anti-war protest at Speakers Corner was banned for "safety," reasons.
Let's go over to Speaker's Corner in Hyde Park and listen to the Rants.
Rick Mercier became famous in Canada for his ranting on This Hour Has Twenty Two Minutes.
Did you hear her brilliant rant against Rich Whites at the pub last night?
Rick Mercier became famous in Canada for his ranting on This Hour Has Twenty Two Minutes.
Did you hear her brilliant rant against Rich Whites at the pub last night?
by punkgirl November 10, 2008
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