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Quick fuck

Sexual intercourse that is usually taking place in a public, indiscreet, or common areas (not a regular place where sexual intercourse takes place.)
Quick fucks are usually fast by nature because the partners lack privacy or comfort.
Common Quick fuck areas:
Airport Bathroom
Hotel Lobby
Kitchen
Anywhere you can imagine!
Dude while I was waiting for my pizza me and my girl quick fucked in Papa Gino's without anybody knowing!
by smokeweedeveryday420000000 January 16, 2011
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Quick Shit

An expression used by many people before exiting a pre- game, usually used by people who have not shit earlier that day.
Andrew: Yo we are gonna leave

Ralph: Alright let me take a quick shit
by swagboy1738 August 21, 2016
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corner taken quickly

The most annoying phrase to any fc Barcelona fan.
Liverpool commentator: Trent on the corner. Corner taken quickly!!!!!!!!
Fc Barcelona fans: mom where is the rope
by Zerozainlolz May 18, 2020
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quick fix

A shabby attempt at correcting a problem, which usually leads to bigger problems that could have been easily avoided by doing the job right the first time.
Problem: The condom broke.
Quick fix: Get down there and try to suck it out.
New problem: You just swallowed a bunch of jizz, you cum-guzzling idiot, and she's pregnant anyway.
Better idea: Give her the morning-after pill.

Problem: Too many ducks in your yard.
Quick fix: Use duck tape, thinking the ducks should be attracted to it.
New problem: Kids in the neighborhood used it to tape your son to a tree naked.
Better idea: Shoot those damn ducks with a sawed-off shotgun. That'll teach 'em.

Problem: You want a liter of cola. Not a 20-ounce bottle, not a 44-ounce big gulp, a fucking liter.
Quick fix: Jump over the counter, attack that burger punk, and start a crazy big mac-throwing riot.
New problem: That's assault, brother. You're in the slammer.
Better idea: Remind the kid that liter is French for "Give me some fucking cola before I break your fucking face!" Don't actually do it though.

Problem: Your arm is trapped under a slab of concrete, and you're starving.
Quick fix: Gnaw it off. That solves both problems.
New problem: You're handicapped and everyone laughs at you.
Better idea: Lift the cinder block off of your arm and walk to McDonald's across the street.
by Nick D July 14, 2004
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Quickchange

"Quick change" is a form of the Short Con in which the Hustler confuses a cashier into giving more change than they should. The most lucrative quick change technique is the "progressive", in which smaller denomination bills are thrust back at the cashier for consolidation into a higher denomination. "Here, give me a five for these ones." (then, while holding the five and the ones...) "Oh, wait. Go ahead and give me a 10. Let me see... one, two, three, four and five is .. yeah, a 10. Thanks."

If you were paying attention, that was five dollars becoming 10. A quick change artist can keep that rolling until he ends up walking away with a $100 bill.
* In the novel American Gods, Mr. Wednesday casually pulls a variant of quickchanging, involving a credit card as well as cash, on a gas-station attendant. The exact details aren't mentioned, however: Neil Gaiman once stated in an interview that he'd deliberately tried to obfuscate the details of the cons used in the book, to prevent anybody from trying to replicate them in real life. (Didn't actually work, though. One of the bigger cons in the book was successfully replicated by a Canadian fan, who walked away with more than $6,000...)
* An old Abbott and Costello routine does a quickchange variation relying on Abbott's fast talk and Costello's stupidity. "Could you give me two 10s for a five?"
* In the South Park episode "Scott Tenorman Must Die", the titular Tenorman pulls this one on Cartman. Tenorman really pays for it later.
by GRaaakaaa December 4, 2007
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With the quickness

To hurry up to be somewhere or do something fast.
I gotta stop and get cigs then i'll be there with the quickness.
by jagerbunny May 17, 2009
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