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Lazard Strategy Question

A delusional email intended to confuse the recipient.
IBanker I: Hey man, I just received another Lazard Strategy Question in my inbox, who do you think keeps sending these things?

IBanker II: Probably some of those analysts at Drexel, they've been doing a lot of jeb recently... Can you please forward it to me and copy my analyst?
by BruceW April 16, 2009
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The Cremation Question

If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?
Anon: If you were cremated what vinyl record would you like your ashes to be made into?
biggest-gaudiest-fish: Oh my gosh I can’t believe I got the Cremation question!! My song would have to be: Girls/Girls/Boys by Panic! At the Disco
by Holosexual Patronus November 18, 2018
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Cookie question

A very interesting math question from Nick Fuentes, it goes like if I take 1 hour to cook a batch of cookies and the cookie monster has 15 ovens working 24 hours a day how many cookies can i make in 5 years.
The Cookie question definitely got me thinking, i would guess it would be around 400,000.
by Ben_Shapiro_838 April 16, 2021
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Period question mark

A woefully cringey grammar error, where the individual whom is typing an question end up putting a period (.) and them a question mark at the end of their sentence.
What has my life come to.?
(period question mark)
by Somebodyyouusedtokno May 7, 2017
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question talker

A question talker is a person who askes themselves a question, for the sole purpose of answering it themselves.
"Did I just go outside? Yes I did."
by Dustin Edwards April 6, 2005
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Question Spawner

Someone who answers a direct question with three stupid, usually unrelated, questions. The “spawning questions” are designed to be just a little more obtuse or urgent than your original direct question.

What is most annoying, is that the Question Spawner actually believes that he/she has answered your original question.

A Question Spawner is able to magnify the confusion of any given situation exponentially -- especially in large group settings.
You..."Joe, when will you be done with the project?"

Question Spawner
"Do you know when Bill is going to be back from vacation?"

"Have you heard whether we are going to release the product into China?"

"Do you know what the advertising budget for this project?"

You again...."Joe, when will you be done with the project?"
by reddlynx99 May 22, 2011
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Question

Only question I have left …

Others now feel irrelevant

Time the stealer

Of energies …

So the journey account, convos in bed .. has always made me wonder, do you write account after account while in bed with hubby?

Complicit .. that’s covered on another account …

Think I know the answer …

Maybe just needed to put this out here …
Question s ..

Never to be answered ..
by LetsTalkAboutX March 24, 2023
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