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Two legs and a pulse

A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.
Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse
by Dwevle May 10, 2019
mugGet the Two legs and a pulsemug.

pulse samuel555

sam's pulse name when he gets signed to pulse
omg, is that pulse samuel555? he's sooooo good.
by lundee July 21, 2022
mugGet the pulse samuel555mug.

Pulse

A cool pog guy and a Contributor in a very honorable organization called "Hidden Devs".
Omg pulse I'm your big fan! Nah I'm jk he paid me to say this
mugGet the Pulsemug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
mugGet the Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Releasemug.

Pulsing

A freaky chordjack main from the UK, and the pure embodiment of lust and everything associated with it. If you see him Its too late.
Person 1: Omg is that pulsing dragon from popular rhythm game Osu!Mania 4k

Person 2: Dont Move, Dont breathe, Dont even make a sound. If he sees you.... You dont wanna know what happens.
by PulsingFan44 July 23, 2025
mugGet the Pulsingmug.

national pulse#0331 day

the day where u celebrate the sexy pulse#0331 for being the best discordian known to man
Hey you know today’s national pulse#0331 day?
by cartizzle August 6, 2021
mugGet the national pulse#0331 daymug.

sonic pulse

The best Sonic RP on Roblox! It has a very detailed character creator and you can customize your character however you want unless you break the Roblox TOS
Friend 1: Hey, wanna go play some Sonic Pulse?

Friend 2: sure! I haven't played it in ages. I wonder what changed..
by Retrogamer77 March 25, 2023
mugGet the sonic pulsemug.

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