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puerto rican oil change

It's when a chick blows a dude and he comes in her mouth, then without swallowing, she tosses his salad and spits the jiz back into his ass.
ME: "That Rosita bitch, gobbled up my load then spit back into my ass...what the fuck? "
My Bro: "Dude, that's fucking Urban Legend shit--that's the ever-elusive Puerto Rican Oil Change.
by Miriam Webster Shit April 6, 2017
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Puerto Rigger

Slur used against Puerto Rican’s. (Perhaps ones that have Jordan and Superman logo stickers on the back and side windows of a modded 07 Honda with a spoiler)
Presumably racist folk: Boy, ever since those Puerto Riggers fled to *any place in central florida*, traffic has been a pain in the ass.
by beanersam June 22, 2022
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Puerto Rican Uno

Puerto Rican Uno is named after the card game Palace or Castle. It is called that because it was taught by Puerto Rican baseball players to American players that forgot the name of the game.
Puerto Rican Uno is a card game Aka Palace or Castle.
by K9Teddy July 8, 2023
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blame puberty

phrase for blaming things like webkinzcomet on, meaning the hormones were making you think "that way" ;)

some people may also want to thank puberty for it, depending on how they feel
It's not my fault, frickin blame puberty!!
No it's ok, we should thank it ;)
by Vicious_Vuhjaina January 30, 2016
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Chunky Puerto Rican

a thicc dude with a big booty that is half puerto rican he is really nice but can be mean one whenever he dosent wanna talk to you!!!
by Chunky Puerto Rican February 12, 2019
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When a Puerto Rican man ejaculates such an exorbitant amount of semen into an object, leading to the murder of millions of would-be Puerto Rican children in one place.
This dude Hernan has dumped so many loads in his mattress it's like a Puerto Rican concentration camp.
by pp9k December 17, 2017
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gay puberty

The time after a late-bloomer has finally come out (after they have already gone through biological puberty) and is hyped up, excited and emotional about being gay, since they finally get to pursue who they now realize they really want to, and so act hormonal, like they are in puberty again.
Sheen: "Sam you are getting on my nerves with all your guy stuff and troubles"
Sam: "Hey, don't hate, I'm just going through gay puberty"

Mary: "I really fancy Jill, but she acts like such a teenager most of the time... What's up with that?"
Jane: "Well.. She's only recently come out, she's still going through gay puberty"
by ruggerlad August 29, 2011
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