envy posting

When you post nothing but a flashy unrealistic lifestyle on your social media profiles giving people the false impression that your life is perfect and full of glamour

You still follow that girl Carley on insta??

Hell no foo.. she be doing nothing but envy posting. I unfollowed her ages ago

by Echobud August 23, 2023

Kaede New Town Posting

Kaede New Town Posting is a form of posting on a web service such as twitter, youtube, instagram and many others.
When someone "Kaede New Town Posts" it means they have uploaded some sort of text or something that contains things that happened in world famous 2007 hit romance comedy film "Kaede New Town"

123BlackGuy123: I love Kaede New Town
some stupid idiot: Stop Kaede New Town Posting
123BlackGuy123: How do I hide a body guys?
some stupid idiot: Im cumming

by Adam D Fan October 3, 2021

posting

stationary, not moving, found a place to chill.

"Hey man do you wanna go to this club?"
"No thanks im posting here at my house."

by Noblam February 3, 2010

Presting

v. leaving a pair of new sneakers in their box so as to preserve their mint condition

Dan: I got a new pair of sneakers today
Jack: Oh yeah, can I see them?
Dan: Nah man, they're presting

by jackcuntman June 10, 2011

old posting

1. Posting on social media something only an old person would do.

2. Posting something old people would post without realising that you are over the hill.

John: "I didn't vote for Obummer!"

James: "John, could you please stop old posting!"

by KIRBYTIME June 19, 2016

Posting Up

When you casually fuck your girl in a high school bathroom

Did you hear about that guy posting up his girlfriend in D wing?

by anon1288601 January 7, 2015

posting

A sexual act with the women 'posting' on top of her man.

The man is flat on his back and the women straddles him and rides him up and down, up and down... Preferably facing forward, the women is riding / posting him.

by FCG January 19, 2008