Juan Ponce Enrile 

TL: Masamang damo, taong hindi namamatay. Malaking balimbing rin ayon kay Cory Aquino.

EN: Bad person and an immortal man. A massive turncoat according to Cory Aquino.

TL: Uy tingnan mo, nagka-COVID si Juan Ponce Enrile, pero ayaw ni Satanas na mamatay siya dahil baka mapatalsik siya ni Enrile sa impeyrno

EN: Hey look, Juan Ponce Enrile got COVID, but Satan does not want him to die because he might be overthrown by Enrile in hell.

Juan Ponce Enrile by Shitsta_sucks July 22, 2022

tiff ponce

someone who is a mega fiend for meth and will shed tears when they dont have any. they can hear a lighter flicker from 2 miles away and will appear out of nowhere to investigate potential opportunities to partake in a session.

i hope she gets sober shes been a major tiff ponce lately and i cant stand it. time for an intervention.

tiff ponce by mrnogiveafucc November 4, 2025

shittin' the ponce's pisser 

a crappy outing

Ever since Chris Young ate at Ponce's he has been shittin' the ponce's pisser.

shittin' the ponce's pisser by Tony Wadd May 16, 2009

Madeira Pince-Nez 

Similar to beer goggles, but for the more refined. Synonymous with the 'sherry monocle'.

"Stephen Fry doesn't have beer goggles, he has Madeira Pince-Nez."

Madeira Pince-Nez by Jonathan Cooper December 1, 2006

Penceworld 

A backup plan, waiting in the White House wings, also elitist and divisive but appearing moderate and polite.

American nightmares are fueled by the prospect of Penceworld, a dark and terrifying political climate with no separation between church and state.

Penceworld by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2017

Pence Face 

n. A facial expression held, often for extended periods of time, by someone experiencing intense pleasure approaching ecstatic adoration; such pleasure derived, however, not from the contemplation of the beloved, but the activation of a remotely controlled vibrator located in the wearer’s rectum or vagina.

Ex. Mike caught a big break and was able to maintain his Pence Face during Donald’s entire speech thanks to Devin’s deft control of the Mike's anal vibrator.

Pence Face by ciabrat May 28, 2018

Mike Pence rule 

A rule stating that men should never put themselves in a situation where they can be falsely accused of rape, sexual assault, or fraternization. The rule is named after Mike Pence, the 48th vice president of the United States.

In 2002, Mike Pence told the Hill that he never eats alone with a woman other than his wife and that he won’t attend events featuring alcohol without her by his side.

This rule gained widespread popularity after the #MeToo witch trials of 2017. Proving innocence is often difficult or impossible, so the easiest way to avoid false accusations is to avoid women altogether.

Due to the Mike Pence rule, I can't mentor any of my female coworkers.

Mike Pence rule by Dr. Steven Chang January 10, 2018