Ponce

A fat nonce that likes to slip their nose into a hairy asshole

Dude 1:Dude that nonce just keyholed a hairy asshole!

Dude 2:OMG what a ponce!

by Watford for the league June 1, 2019

Ponce

A male version of Karen exhibiting characteristics of entitlement.

Ponce demanded an extra seat to be added to the table even though the restaurant host said she can only seat five people.

by PartyTimeGuey August 18, 2020

Ponc

Ponc=weed

Yo do you have the ponc? Yeah man im always packing my ponc man.

by Ponc420 June 10, 2020

Ponce

An individual who preys on others.

That Jeremy Corbyn is a right ponce!

by Dannyboy16 June 12, 2020

Ponce

The birthplace of AIDS and Gonorrhea.

She from Ponce, she must have cooties in her pussy.

by Only The Best OTB July 1, 2020

Ponce

Used when something bad or sad has happened but you want to make light of it; referring to the unfortunate and ironic death of Ponce de Leon in the show Clone High. Often lamenting something with an ironic undertone.
Could be used as "Ponce" or "Ponce moment".

Person 1: This really bad thing happened and it's negatively effecting my mental health but I'm going to make jokes constantly to cope with it.
Person 2: Ponce moment.
Person 1: Very Ponce indeed

by femboyjason October 8, 2020

ponce-ificate

a person who resides in a country that benefits from another country's economic success but has to endure none of the social problems of the wealthier state.

żona ,darling, I know I'm drunk again but I shall go on WHO and ponce-ificate by telling them all how wonderful the EU is, how Putin organises migrant rape gangs and how they are all racists for disagreeing with me all from the comfort of my mono-culture ... oh and the karate instructor called for you...

by Putin's little helper May 13, 2018