Platypus Face

The look on a woman's face when she's giving head and making eye contact, like on POV porn.

You should see this girls' face while she's blowing him; total platypus face!

by Daisy Dunham October 26, 2020

Platypus pussy

When you have long pubes and they are covers in dry discharge so that when your partner is fucking you you are stabbing them and it is uncomfortable so it only last 2mins and 37sex

Gaybrial :Gal do u have a platypus pussy if so I don’t want u so buy

Fiona :Your just gunna leave me like that straight after this

by Cichy club January 1, 2022

Perry the platypus

The best agent in the world no one can beat him.

Perry the platypus I have a special mission for you

by Nfbfbfndndntbfb October 20, 2020

platypus relationship

The awkward relationship between a guy and a girl that is impossible to be defined and catagorized, it is different and/or a random combination of relationships defined by terms such as "just friends", "best friends", "bfgf", "friends with benefit" or anything else. The relationship may or may not be everchanging.

My friend is in a platypus relationship with this girl, its driving him crazy.

by panda8585858585 May 17, 2011

Hiroshima Platypus

Abnormally large bowel movement caused by the excessive consumption of our favorite fast food restaurant...chez McDonald's!

please supersize me...I'm planning on taking a big ol' dump later...in fact, if I'm lucky, it'll be a Hiroshima Platypus

by Rottin' Ronnys' crew July 30, 2006

wet platypus

A variation of the rusty trombone, but the guy has diarrhea and shits in the girls mouth and overflows all over her face.. then he cums all over her

i wet platypused your girl last night

by vincent333 December 14, 2007

sloppy platypus

It's the sex position that get's every time.

guy one: what's your favorite sex position?
guy two: the sloppy platypus.
guy one: you sick fuck!

by cococococococoocococo January 23, 2012