derived from "Golden Shit," this is when you fall asleep while you take a dump at work and during your work time so that you're not only being paid to take a dump, but a dump so long and relaxing that you fall asleep.
man, that comfort-food lunch killed me, as soon as we got back I took a platinum shit. now I'm ready to go home
by feeze fabrege September 2, 2010
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Someone who has beaten the Endless Set List on Expert Difficulty. In other words, some poor person who has no life whatsoever.
Jeff: DUDE! That guy is a Platinum Artist! HE MUST BE GOD! O.O
John: Nah, just a douche bag with no life.
John: Nah, just a douche bag with no life.
by InfectedBoot August 7, 2009
Get the Platinum Artist mug.Platinum Games Inc., formerly known as Seeds Inc., is an independent developer set in Japan. It was formed by Shinji Mikami, Atsushi Inaba and Hideki Kamiya of Clover Studios (known for Okami, Viewtiful Joe and Devil May Cry), which was closed by Capcom in October 2006. It has then proceeded to make games published by SEGA, including MadWorld, Infinite Space, Vanquish and Bayonetta, and two games published by Nintendo, The Wonderful 101 and Bayonetta 2. Key people currently include President Tatsuya Minami, Producer Inaba and Director Kamiya, as Mikami left to form his own studio after directing Vanquish, Tango Gameworks. Their games are usually very well-received, but very challenging.
by Donnman February 1, 2014
Get the Platinum Games mug.a lesbian who has never done anything with a man (gold star), plus they were born by artificial insemination, so at the time that sperm met egg, there was no penis present.
Girl 1 - I hate those girls who have made out with guys before but say that they're lesbians... I'm a real lesbian, I've only been with girls.
Girl 2 - Yep, you're a gold star lesbian!
Girl 3 - Actually, I'm a platinum lesbian... there was no dick at conception.
Girl 2 - Yep, you're a gold star lesbian!
Girl 3 - Actually, I'm a platinum lesbian... there was no dick at conception.
by labzoo December 6, 2015
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It's a warning that is trying to avoid dating with people you have to work with, be in the classroom or people employed in your favorite pub, gym, club... Or a friendship with your new neighbours.
Platinum rule has 8 steps.
Step 1: Attraction - it's so easy to surrender.
Step 2: Bargaining - the time when you try to persuade your friends that platinum rule doesn't apply on you.
Step 3: Submission - everyhing seems alright.
Step 4: Perks - like: we can be together all the time - but that's crazy...
Step 5: The Tipping Point - now you realize that maybe it was a big mistake.
Step 6: Purgatory - now you know for sure that it was a big mistake.
Step 7: Confrontation - time to end the relationship or friendship. Normally starting with words: Well, I really like you but ...
Step 8: Fallout - because it's a person that you have to work with you must face the consequences connected to what happend between you.
Maybe there is also Step 9: Rescue - everything should be ok since this point.
It's a warning that is trying to avoid dating with people you have to work with, be in the classroom or people employed in your favorite pub, gym, club... Or a friendship with your new neighbours.
Platinum rule has 8 steps.
Step 1: Attraction - it's so easy to surrender.
Step 2: Bargaining - the time when you try to persuade your friends that platinum rule doesn't apply on you.
Step 3: Submission - everyhing seems alright.
Step 4: Perks - like: we can be together all the time - but that's crazy...
Step 5: The Tipping Point - now you realize that maybe it was a big mistake.
Step 6: Purgatory - now you know for sure that it was a big mistake.
Step 7: Confrontation - time to end the relationship or friendship. Normally starting with words: Well, I really like you but ...
Step 8: Fallout - because it's a person that you have to work with you must face the consequences connected to what happend between you.
Maybe there is also Step 9: Rescue - everything should be ok since this point.
X: Oh, i met a great girl today at work. And she's really hot. I would like to go on a date wit...
Y: Forget it, don't you know the platinum rule?
X: What rule?
Y: I'll explain it to you. Step 1......
Y: Forget it, don't you know the platinum rule?
X: What rule?
Y: I'll explain it to you. Step 1......
by Traitorcz May 4, 2008
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Basically, it looks fantastic but it still fucks you up.
Basically, it looks fantastic but it still fucks you up.
by Ratznium June 25, 2008
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