“Hello, this is Pizza Hut. What may I get you today?”
“Hello. Can I please have a Big Mac?”
“… ma’am, this isn’t a McDonalds…”
“Hello. Can I please have a Big Mac?”
“… ma’am, this isn’t a McDonalds…”
by astroizuku June 18, 2021

when u act up in class and then they about to call ur parents but u give them the number to pizza hut
by imameme December 10, 2018

The non sequitur term meaning to pour tequila down the window shaft of the driver's side of somebody's car door, thus ensuring that if they get pulled over by the pigs anytime within the next several weeks, they will get arrested for drinking and driving because all the cop will be able to smell is tequila.
by NoxMelo November 24, 2023

The science of you and your companions consecutively shitting in the same toilet without flushing in a public place or restaurant
by CHOISTY MCDICKFACE June 13, 2018

90% of Canal Fulton’s market. Oh and we have a salad bar for no reason at all. I forgot to mention that it takes 690 business days to deliver.
by The quiet kid in class August 17, 2021

by Exotic-Ennards February 5, 2021

John: Domino's Just Out Pizza'd The Hut
Pizza Hut: How? It Is Impossible To Out Pizza The Hut!
John: Domino's Cooked Theirs For Longer, Thus It Was Tastier, And Domino's Took Less Time To Deliver My Pizza, And In Doing So, Out Pizza'd The Hut
Pizza Hut: How? It Is Impossible To Out Pizza The Hut!
John: Domino's Cooked Theirs For Longer, Thus It Was Tastier, And Domino's Took Less Time To Deliver My Pizza, And In Doing So, Out Pizza'd The Hut
by ioutpizza'dthehutonce March 6, 2023
