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rusty packard

Wilson told House to call him Kyle Calaway ,House thought Wilson's porn name is Rusty Packard
by bbumlinger January 22, 2017
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Jean-Luc Picard

Male, balding character in tights who is Captain of the starship Enterprise from *Star Trek : The next Generation*.

He drove a wierd buggy-car in ST: Nemesis,
And was turned into a Borgling at some point. He has a pet lionfish, and was born someplace in California. Among his crew are an android Data, a slightly telepathic Counsellor, Deanna Troi, and a dude with a mustache, First Officer Riker. He likes to order "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot" from the replicator (personally, I think someone who gets into battles every other episode, and has lost multiple Enterprises should have something a bit stronger to drink).

He has a couple of old, paper-bound books, and Violates the Prime Directive on occasion. And, IIRC, his ship's designation was NCC 1701 -D or E or something similar.
Picard : Tea! Earl Grey! Hot!

Replicator *delivers iced latte*

Picard : OMGWTFBBQ!!! Geordi! Get down here!


***loosely paraphrased from short story***
by ST : Voyager fan July 4, 2005
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The Picard

A slang term for a Penis. Star Trek the next generations Captain Jean-Luc Picard is given god like status by the Mintakan people who start to refer to him as "The Picard" sounds like a good name for cock, Captain Picard's head is round, bald, and has some hair around the sides..
Tristan. "Hey man are you going to give me some of The Picard soon?"

Denver. "You don't want to make The Picard angry"

Tristan. "Warp speed to Brown town"
by RollmeOneKenobi September 10, 2013
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packard bell

Shit Company! I Xtreme has winXP-ONLY drivers for sound card. Doesn't come with Installation CDs. Replace the hard disk and buy a new operating system!
Want to buy my new Packard Bell I Xtreme for half price??
by hardlun November 13, 2004
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pickerdill

Picerdill is a person who has a funny way of explaining things.
I.E. Nikki
that person was such a pickerdill
by Asyn June 26, 2007
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Picarded

The act of destroying a great male character in an established universe in order to introduce “strong” characters of diverse backgrounds in order to make them shine.
Did you see the new Bond movie?

Yeah, it’s sad to see Bond get Picarded like that
by Oldstockcanadians October 31, 2020
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Picard

The recipient must have a bald dome shaped head (not essential but preferable). Must happen in a public place. The recipient kneels down in front of the crotch of the donor whilst he places his scrotum on to the head... as the balls take equilibrium and drop to make a hat the donor says ‘Make it So’ (optionally the recipient can reply ‘warp speed Mr Sulu’)
My bald mate wouldn’t shut up so I gave him a picard
by ScroMcB’Balls June 4, 2021
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