an extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to something someone has said and you don't know how to handle it.
Someone: Y'all go to prom in a three way not sexually but all together and you the small one will be the bitch.
Me: You just triggered my DaFuckSheSay Phobia
Me: You just triggered my DaFuckSheSay Phobia
by Bawinganut November 27, 2018
Get the DaFuckSheSay Phobiamug. The fear of dropping your phone in the toilet. It usually occurs when taking a piss and talking on the phone at the same time.
Hey man - are you still there?
Yeah, my phone slipped and I just had a bit of phoilet phobia, luckily I caught it so I'm good.
Yeah, my phone slipped and I just had a bit of phoilet phobia, luckily I caught it so I'm good.
by The mad shatter September 28, 2018
Get the phoilet phobiamug. The fear of among us, or anything that looks like it. People tend to fear this because amongus can be found EVERYWHERE. Amongus-Phobia can also make you lose your sanity to the point of that it's beyond help.
Sane friend: Ayo, look at his Iconic looking "A"
Insane Friend: NO, FUCK! I can't look at this!!!!! It's so SuS, SuS, SuS, ahhhhh!!! Red Imposter!!!!! THEY ARE EVERYWHERE! Don't try my Amogus-Phobia !
Insane Friend: NO, FUCK! I can't look at this!!!!! It's so SuS, SuS, SuS, ahhhhh!!! Red Imposter!!!!! THEY ARE EVERYWHERE! Don't try my Amogus-Phobia !
by vIVvictory April 19, 2021
Get the Amogus-Phobiamug. The irrational fear I have of accidentally dropping my iPhone off my belt holster into a public toilet.
Dude, you want me to hold your phone again while you go to the can? You really need to see someone about your iSplash phobia.
by bovineman May 3, 2011
Get the iSplash phobiamug. by pickledcheerio May 21, 2022
Get the Dis-phobiamug. by xem2003x September 23, 2020
Get the willy phobiamug. Prediction phobia creates self limitations.
Being slaves to predictions, never to test if predictions are true.
Fear prevents a person from being oneself, and never test if predictions become reality. This prevents the brain from becoming calibrated with reality. Some of our predictability comes from people failing to be creative and simply parroting behavior of others.
A person who always pays attention to how he/she behaves, and don't let go of this prediction of how others look at him/her-self.
When focusing on what you predict others' opinions/reactions/views of you are, you will restrict yourself and act worse than you would otherwise.
How do we know anything for sure?
The cure is to test every prediction that comes in the way of doing what you want. See how often your bad predictions were incorrect, and how they affect your life.
You make predictions reality by focusing on them. Let go of the prediction's control over you and start controlling yourself. Wake up, enjoy the now, stop predicting.
Being slaves to predictions, never to test if predictions are true.
Fear prevents a person from being oneself, and never test if predictions become reality. This prevents the brain from becoming calibrated with reality. Some of our predictability comes from people failing to be creative and simply parroting behavior of others.
A person who always pays attention to how he/she behaves, and don't let go of this prediction of how others look at him/her-self.
When focusing on what you predict others' opinions/reactions/views of you are, you will restrict yourself and act worse than you would otherwise.
How do we know anything for sure?
The cure is to test every prediction that comes in the way of doing what you want. See how often your bad predictions were incorrect, and how they affect your life.
You make predictions reality by focusing on them. Let go of the prediction's control over you and start controlling yourself. Wake up, enjoy the now, stop predicting.
Prediction phobia stops you from doing what you feel like: dancing, getting to know strangers, not drinking beer at the bar, not laughing at jokes you don't think are funny, playing loud music, talking loud, singing, talking to groups of people.
"You have been living in a dreamworld Neo. This is the world as it exist today." -The Matrix
"You didn't try to hit on the girl when you had a chance?"
-"No, I didn't think it would work"
"Haha you let prediction phobia take control of you, you had your chance and you didn't even try."
-"No I don't, I play the lottery even though I know I won't win, but this is different."
"No I don't see your logic, your self-image isn't going to be damaged. Risk rejection or go home mad at yourself for not taking the chance?"
-"Wow thanks! I will start to ignore my predictions."
"You have been living in a dreamworld Neo. This is the world as it exist today." -The Matrix
"You didn't try to hit on the girl when you had a chance?"
-"No, I didn't think it would work"
"Haha you let prediction phobia take control of you, you had your chance and you didn't even try."
-"No I don't, I play the lottery even though I know I won't win, but this is different."
"No I don't see your logic, your self-image isn't going to be damaged. Risk rejection or go home mad at yourself for not taking the chance?"
-"Wow thanks! I will start to ignore my predictions."
by Chelator August 6, 2011
Get the Prediction phobiamug.