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philosopher

A study of though of which there are 2 Arch Types,

Realist Philosophers: Asks not why, but how

Bull****er philosopher: Spends all day asking.....whyyyyyyy?

There may exist a counter balance of the 2 but these findings are inconclusive.
"Confucious was a realist philosopher, you are a bull****er"
by Some guy named Dalsus October 9, 2006
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dining philosophers

Those dickheads that sit at Denny's talking about this, that, and some mothers.
The dining philosophers have finally decided on 4 grandslams.
by Ron Jizzle March 6, 2004
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1. In ancient Greece, it refers to one who attends symposiums, in the guise of thinking, to drink with friends, speak of pederasty, and generally makes a fool of himself.
In Plato's symposium, it was less of a scholarly discussion, and more of a drinking party where they talked about pederasty.

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As far as philosophers go, Socrates was a drunk old pederast.
by Bega November 3, 2005
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Philosophette

Formerly known as deadendgirl, Philosophette is the username of an attention starved fat girl, who posts on a bulletin board "&T".

1/2 of her posts are pointless lists, and 1/2 are pointless blog entries.

She is clearly a troll, who wastes a crapload of "&T"s' bandwidth for nothing but blog entries and lists.
Philosophette: My list for today - The Top 10 English People

&T: STFU!
by Worried poster December 12, 2008
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dining philosophers

When two or more individuals order only coffee at a restaraunt and discuss their theories on life.
I went out for a quiet evening and a nice steak but found myself surounded by dining philosophers.
by Patrick Yeck March 11, 2004
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Adam Villegas is a the smartest philosopher ever born, for true knowledge ask Adam
I really love that new philosopher adam he is so amazing

omg he's so smart, his name must be adam
by j coolio west February 22, 2017
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kim namjoon is a philosopher, if you ask him how his day was, he'll answer your question but then he will start speaking about how we should love ourselves. (cutie <3)
by jiminsbitch December 5, 2018
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