by Sports Freak October 16, 2003
Get the Philadelphia Eagles mug.When a guy shits into a styrafoam cup, places it upside down on top of a girls head, and smashes it down.
by The Irish Mandingo September 30, 2008
Get the philadelphia top hat mug.A hockey team that finished in last place in the 2006-2007 regular season. One of the finest in the NHL, posting a 2nd best overall winning percentage (2nd to Detroit). They will end up with either the 2nd or 1st draft pick this April and will have an ample amount of money (25 million) this off season. It is reasonable to state that the Flyers will "kick ass next season".
by JABBY! April 13, 2007
Get the philadelphia flyers mug.Desperate NFL football franchise that embarks on a yearly pilgrimage to "almost, but not quite good enough." From T.O. to the dog-fighter who introduces himself to women as Ron Mexico, there isn't a scumbag this team isn't willing to sell its soul to in its effort to finally win a Superbowl. Of course, like all other NFL teams, its player collection of ignorant, arrogant malcontents mirrors the city it represents. A team that has always been and will always be green with envy of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
When I sit down to watch tabloid television, I usually tune in to the Philadelphia Eagles game, because although I know I'm about to watch a bunch of losers, I also know I just might see a pretty funny train wreck as well.
Eagle fan: My team is the greatest ever; we win games!
Steeler fan: Are you high? Every team "wins games," but the Steelers win Superbowls and lots of them!!!
Eagles fan: Oh really, we beat the Cowboys that year you guys lost to them in the Superbowl.
Steelers fan: Ha ha ha ha ha ha; typical dumbass Eagle fan retort. Just plain sad!!!
Eagle fan: My team is the greatest ever; we win games!
Steeler fan: Are you high? Every team "wins games," but the Steelers win Superbowls and lots of them!!!
Eagles fan: Oh really, we beat the Cowboys that year you guys lost to them in the Superbowl.
Steelers fan: Ha ha ha ha ha ha; typical dumbass Eagle fan retort. Just plain sad!!!
by Fraud Exposer August 19, 2009
Get the Philadelphia Eagles mug.An awesome team that didn't actually get their asses kicked in Super Bowl XXXIX as arturo rosas says. They lost 24-21 on a last minute field goal, the way in which the Patriots always win.
by Harrier233 January 15, 2006
Get the Philadelphia Eagles mug.When you're doing a girl a doggy style and just before you blow, you put your arms in the air and jump up and down like Rocky Balboa on the art museum steps. (often followed with the Philadelphia Rocky Ending)
"I was banging Maria doggy-style last night...and I don't know what came over me...I must've been high or something, because I pulled out the Philadelphia Balboa Bounce on her."
"What happened then?"
"She started laughing, so I gave her the Rocky Ending"
"What happened then?"
"She started laughing, so I gave her the Rocky Ending"
by Crazy Fingers of Greater Philadelphia November 10, 2006
Get the Philadelphia Balboa Bounce mug.When you are doing a girl doggy style and you spit on her back, so she think you came, and when she turns around you explode your load on her face.
Dude last night I totally pulled a Philidelphia Drive-By on Karen! She is really pissed at me now, cause i made her swallow.
by Noah Hoback September 20, 2007
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