Monkey Steals the Peach

v. A martial arts technique mastered by Michael Wu where one drops on his knees with one arm up to block, and the other hand is thrusted into the opponents croch, often resulting in the end of the fight.

I'm gonna Monkey Steal your Peach if you don't shut up!

by &owned November 24, 2004

Cincinnati Parachute

The poofy lap-pouch that naturally protrudes from the crotch area of one's dress pants while in the sitting position.

Jon looked like he was pitching a tent in his pants, but it was just his billowing cincinnati parachute.

by Jon, Chris, and Adam February 23, 2006

Shit in a parachute

when you get stuck outside your apartment and have to shit in a plastic bag and toss it down the garbage shute.

"Ohh man...i couldnt hold it and had to Shit in a parachute and let it fly"

by Thugdaddydangledick November 18, 2009

you're a peach

What you say someone, either sarcastically or sincerely, to say "thanks," or "you're very kind."

Emma: "Here, I got you a soda too."
Mike: "Thanks. You're a peach."

or

Jordan: "OK, I'll stop calling you butt-face in front of your boyfriend."
Maia: "Thanks, Jordan. You're a real peach."

by FenwayFoulke May 3, 2007

The Absolute Peach

A hilarious comedy podcast consisting of two British guys who talk about hilarious and random things. They have weekly segments such as "Chav Watch", "Joe Cuisine", and "Map of Shame". It is hosted by Ben Young and Joe Gallagher. The Absolute Peach has also coined some new, original words, such as tezzers, cretmeister, and 'zors. Joe is the wackier and crazier of the duo, while Ben is more serious and often criticizes Joe for being too silly or not making any sense. They have many catchphrases, such as "I actually hate you", "I don't understand!", and "niche".

Person 1: Did you hear the latest episode of The Absolute Peach?
Person 2: Yeah, it was total tezzers!

(intro music)
Ben: Welcome to The Absolute Peach.
Joe: You just reminded me of a unicorn!
Ben: ...

by saverpernerper April 30, 2010

Thats Peach

real sexy.....as sexy as you can get......to be a ten on a scale of 1-10

thats Peach baby..

or

Your sexy as Hell

Fuck your Fine

by Curtislyons March 28, 2008

greg peach

Someone with an absurdly loud voice. A closet raa. Consistent liar and excellent impersonator of various bo selecta characters. Usually fat and short, and with few friends and little charisma. Stunning resemblance to members of alvin and the chipmunk gang. Basically the ultimate wanker.

Man in Bar: That fat guy is well loud, wish he'd shut the fuck up about shagging prossies in prague.
Man(2): Tell me about it, complete tosser
Man(3): Yeh I know, hes a right greg peach.

by joe william plumb December 16, 2008