National Trip Tall People Day 

Contrary to national throw short people day, on October 28th anyone 5’4 and under has permission to trip, cripple, and/or break the kneecaps of anyone 6,0 or taller

Fellow midgets we must rejoice, it is national trip tall people day

National Trip Tall People Day by Poop_Snorkler October 19, 2021

National Throw Average Height People Day 

in response to both national throw short people day, and national throw tall people day, this is a day where you can throw people 5'5" to 5'9", NO CONSENT NEEDED. (on Oct. 23)

Person 1: Guess what, my friend who is 5'6"?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It's National Throw Average Height People Day!
Person 2: OH GOD!

National Throw Average Height People Day by xX_GameCrafter_69_Xx March 15, 2022

National Kick Short people day

People over 5’4 can kick people under 5’4 date July 25th

Over 5’4 hey today is July 25th
Under 5’4 okay and
Over 5’4 it’s national kick short people day
Under 5’4 I guess your right

National Kick Short people day by tornado is here June 28, 2022

National Throw Tall People Month 

In the ENTIRE month of November, anyone under 5'6 can throw anyone over 5'6 without any consequences

Short person: Hey, remember that time you said it was 'Throw Short People Day'
Tall person: yeah why?
Short person: Guess what month it is...
Tall person: Novem-
Short person: National Throw Tall People Month!

National Throw Tall People Month by Icanclimbtrees September 29, 2022

national kick tall people day 

on november 27th, you’re allowed to kick anyone taller than 5’4 with no consequences.

person1: “hey, it’s november 27th <3”
person 2: “okay, and?”
person 1: “national kick tall people day”
person 2: *runs*

national kick tall people day by therealdefintions October 4, 2022

national kick tall people decade

at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher

"hey rob how tall are you?"
"5'9"
"too bad its national kick tall people decade"
"im not even t"
👹

national kick tall people decade by tall people should shrink October 13, 2022

National be nice to short people day 

On November 4, you need to be nice to people under 5'4

If you are not nice to short people then watch out for the monster under your bed for it is national be nice to short people day.

National be nice to short people day by vertigoe? October 13, 2021