the act of when while a girl and a guy are having sex the guy lays down and holds his dick straight as she spins as she goes up and down.
by big mike5334 September 26, 2010
A magic trick which supposedly makes a pencil disappear into thin air, but actually embeds it into the eye socket of a nearby thug who got a little too close for comfort.
"How about a magic trick? I'm going to make this pencil disappear."
^Typical pencil trick introduction
^Typical pencil trick introduction
by Midnight Sage July 22, 2008
High quality pencils that are used ONLY for math. Used for super quick writing. Must have more than one, and preferrably a sharpener so that after it gets a little dull you can easily switch or sharpen.
I got some new math pencils earlier! I’m so excited to use them!
Person 1: Oh my god look this nerd has no math pencils.
Person 2: Omg! What a nerd!
Person 1: Oh my god look this nerd has no math pencils.
Person 2: Omg! What a nerd!
by #1 Senatator of All Time February 01, 2018
A political term. When a large portion of a speech is cut moments before the speaker takes the podium.
Mother Fucker! POTUS's chief of staff just pencil fucked us and cut out the entire foreign policy section of our stump.
by Botanicalmaple May 23, 2013
when you go to a dealership of some sort, (car, motorcycle, RV boat, etc) and they do math-a-matical magic with your trade, the cost of your new toy, the finance guy and his crap, extended warranties, and when all is said and done, you have no idea if you got a good deal or not.
Bob: Hey guy, nice new car. How'd that all work out for you?
Rob: I have no idea, got pencil fucked at the stealership. All I know is its 359/month for the next 60 months.
Rob: I have no idea, got pencil fucked at the stealership. All I know is its 359/month for the next 60 months.
by 914D April 21, 2013
by bomb city April 30, 2008
The Pencil Test is a test to determine if a woman needs a bra or not.
If the woman can hold a pencil under her Breast without dropping it, then they fail the test and therefore need a bra.
If the woman can hold a pencil under her Breast without dropping it, then they fail the test and therefore need a bra.
Drew Barrymore should of tried the Pencil Test before the 2006 Grammy Awards. She would of failed it, and then she would of known that she should've worn one.
by Quick Reply January 19, 2006