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parking lot posers

People who congregate around the high-school parking lot when school is out, dressed in all-black Hot Topic name brand clothes, smoking and talking about their hatred for their lives, who love Green Day and worship Kurt Cobain and/or Amy Lee, usually both.
Jesus christ, I hate having to walk by those parking lot posers, they always call me a prep and tell me to stop conforming to society's mold of today's youth.
by Kat McGat April 23, 2006
mugGet the parking lot posersmug.

parking lot shark

Those kids who ride around parking lots on their bikes, yelling stuff at cars that pass by or just getting in the way of people driving their cars. Usually prominent on Saturday afternoons, usually about age 13-15.

They ride little tiny bikes that don't fit them, mostly.
Parking Lot Shark: HAY FAT GIRL! Hurrrhurrrhurr. *Laughs with friends*

Steph: Those dang Parking Lot Sharks get more annoying every weekend.
by MeTheTree February 16, 2007
mugGet the parking lot sharkmug.

penis parking lot

Simply, a parking lot for penis. Used as an insult.
Dan0 is quite useful.... as a penis parking lot.
by Yeee December 15, 2007
mugGet the penis parking lotmug.

parking lot surrender

its a french phrase for being assaulted in parking lot by a large male, normally black, and forced into an unwanted intruder in rectum...
"No, No, oh well go ahead LeRoy, but can you atleast lube up before this parking lot surrender"
by Bill Booth March 14, 2005
mugGet the parking lot surrendermug.

Parking Lot Pimpin

Game one spits outside the club, cuz they are chargin' too much for the guys to get in.
Me and my folk last week were parking lot pimpin, cuz the club was letting all the females in for free while they were making all the guys pay $20 at the door.
by quepasa doc July 18, 2006
mugGet the Parking Lot Pimpinmug.

Parking Lot Beers

To enjoy craft beers in the parking of the gym, after working out.
Fred are we having parking lot beers after spin?
by Big Ed from the hood September 13, 2019
mugGet the Parking Lot Beersmug.

parking lot doubles

Parking Lot Doubles: :/noun/: To take the melee to the parking lot with out the stick but with the fists
Minnesota swamped Wisconsin in the parking lot doubles tournament.
by Kodachrome_CL April 15, 2019
mugGet the parking lot doublesmug.

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