1. The weirdest combination of crazy-rich rofo hos and ghetto kids you'll ever spend four years with.
2. A couple kids go to Harvard, most fail to meet No Child Left Behind.
3. Everyone smokes pot. Everyone. Especially the gym teachers.
2. A couple kids go to Harvard, most fail to meet No Child Left Behind.
3. Everyone smokes pot. Everyone. Especially the gym teachers.
@ college
OPRF kid: Yeah, I went to Oak Park & River Forest High School
New Trier kid: Man, I came close to city limits once and I was almost mugged by a group of OPRF kids.
OPRF kid: They were probably all in my consumer ed class..
OPRF kid: Yeah, I went to Oak Park & River Forest High School
New Trier kid: Man, I came close to city limits once and I was almost mugged by a group of OPRF kids.
OPRF kid: They were probably all in my consumer ed class..
by heyohmesayayo March 22, 2011

Located on 201 Scoville Ave, students are three thirds white, one fourth hater, and one third potheads who bleed orange n blue. White kids are constantly trying to disassociate with the fact they they are, in fact, white. The underclass caf, or fight club, think theyre tough but every breath just adds another chromosome to their body. The upperclass caf is loud with kids who want to be noticed before they graduate. Art hoes, or stuckup kids with sticks so far up they can't sit, are notoriously known for never letting anyone into art spaces. Self diagnose is the true way to go so don't complain unless you have ten disabilities and four aneurysms a day. Drama kids could drown in tears cried over the fact they don’t have friends. Band can’t stop banging eachother. Sports kids suck their way to the top and act like gods, but really they're as sad as the rest of us, if not more. The fifteen million other clubs just exist. All OPRF kids are stuckup entitled whiners who don’t understand what a life is. They think they do, but being friends with sophomore science teachers ain't gonna give jobs. The freshmen have filled the halls with vape and look like two yearolds. It's a surprise we're still alive. No wonder no college wants us. Its a pain for anyone who is slightly less engrossed in living their golden years out in highschool. Overall theyre a bunch of sleepdeprived potheads trying to ignore the petty cliques constantly indirecting anyone“triggering”.
OPRF Student : "Yeah I go to Oak Park River Forest High School it's pretty well known n all. Go Huskies!"
Literally anyone from outside of Oak Park: "What's OPRF?"
OPRF Student: :0
Literally anyone from outside of Oak Park: "What's OPRF?"
OPRF Student: :0
by lemonbitch January 12, 2019

Literally the worst public school you can attend. People's nudes get exposed too often because the boys think they're cool if they get them so they spread them around. There's a lot of fights but literally no one there knows how to fight so they're all shitty. Everyone vapes in the bathrooms and the administration probably has no idea. The majority of people here are wanna be hood. No one speaks proper english. The school is shitty, the majority of students are failing because everyone is stupid because of how bad the school system is.
You go to Deer Park High School?
Yeah I do.
No way! Everyone there is fake hood and all the girls are sluts.
Yeah I do.
No way! Everyone there is fake hood and all the girls are sluts.
by maslol September 22, 2021

Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.
In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”
Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”
Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”
by Crustymuffin780 May 24, 2023

A school that mainly focuses on sports, ummm when i say that i really mean just basketball. There is some ghetto kids from Brooklyn Center but not all. Most Park Center students come from Brooklyn Park , Northeast of Brooklyn Park near Champlin Park, and a little of cities like Osseo & Maple Grove. This school is very good if you play basketball wayyy better than osseo. Maple Grove is cool but osseo we hate! THIS SCHOOL IS GOOD IF U GET A GOOD FRIEND group u will enjoy… the main dominance is Asian leading up is African American / Black American then whites then latinos. overall it’s a good school !!!!!
by Sarah Lawson August 10, 2021

When you walk out of a sales meeting with your colleague and you high five in the parking lot, thinking you closed the deal, only to never hear from the client again.
by Felix Samadi September 16, 2020

by Lewis. E September 4, 2023
