Dick/Brain parallel

Not a parallel.

Hym "And the reason it's not actually parallel is thus: If you take me and a fat-cock and you cut both of our dicks off... One of us changes and the other does not. Also know as the dicktelligence false equivalence, the Dick/Brain parallel is not real."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Serial parallel daisy chain

When somebody knows individual words and puts them together to be seemed an expert on that field

K: I understand request is to use parallel connection but does it need to be connected daisy chained?

Gy: Daisy chain is a serial connection. Request was for parallel.
K: Ohh I see! So Serial parallel daisy chain then!

by Factory212 December 14, 2024

Parallel park a doughnut

To have sex with a woman while using a doughnut as a cock ring

Hey babe, I just stopped a Krispy Kreme wanna Parallel park a doughnut

by Shrimpocalypse July 20, 2025

parallel facts

It means there is more than one version of facts and they can exist side by side. It can also mean parallel truth and parallel evidence, in a sense.

"I saw a baseball game yesterday when I saw a guy hit two home runs, I said. Really? I went to that game with you but I only saw him hit one home run, my friend said." What we have are parallel facts. We both are saying actual facts that happened, I replied."

by Magnumb,Private Eye September 15, 2022

Parallel Economy

Like an equal sign (=)... Where one line is above the other...

Hym "Yes. A parallel economy. And what does this parallel economy look like? Well, it looks like THIS = Get it? They want THIS = And accuse ME of wanting THIS ÷ but THIS is only not a problem if you are THIS LINE --- rather than THIS LINE ___"

by Hym Iam September 11, 2025

The parallels you refuse to acknowledge

This is Chris Williamson's favorite Hym quote.

Hym "The holes you fail to see are in the parallels you refuse to acknowledge. The parallel between D.E.I. and your religion. The parallel between the political duopoly and the religious duopoly. Though, these are not hard to reconcile. If it is a problem for you that the practice of D.E.I. allows people to to garner unearned moral virtue... Then it is ALSO as problem FOR YOU. The only problem is that in the absence of D.E.I. all that remains is your religion. This is a pathetic attempt at pushing out your competition. Neither of you need a moral monopoly. The difference is, your religion is evil. You need to stop doing it. The pushback against D.E.I. IS THE RELIGIOUS DUOPOLY clamping down on competition. Nobody wants to do your incest cult. You need to let it go. The separation of church and state needs to be enforced. And then you need to stop doing the religion. Because the religion is bad."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024

49th parallel

For something that's similar, yet has a defining distinction (for example, the 49th parallel separates the identical US and Canada)

They used to have everything in common, now they're on the 49th parallel.

by jhkjhkjkjh May 1, 2022