A Pink Parachute occurs when two individuals engage in sodomy (gay or straight) and upon 'pulling out,' the inner wall of the anus visibly protrudes from the sphincter.
by Adawg4411 June 15, 2017
Get the Pink parachutemug. 1) an extra extra extra extra extra large tampons
2) made for fat women who have huge vaginas
3) and i mean huge
4) something that would probably be used in a james-bond style movie, but with a women
5) Something Rosie O'Donnel would use
6) almost used instead of the hoover dam
7) something you find is Ms. Jabba-the-hut's glove box.
2) made for fat women who have huge vaginas
3) and i mean huge
4) something that would probably be used in a james-bond style movie, but with a women
5) Something Rosie O'Donnel would use
6) almost used instead of the hoover dam
7) something you find is Ms. Jabba-the-hut's glove box.
"Hey i heard suzy had a really big vagina."
"Ya. She uses a parachute tampon."
"ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh. That's big."
"Ya. She uses a parachute tampon."
"ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh. That's big."
by the fresh maker May 6, 2009
Get the parachute tamponmug. over sized vagina lips
by squid hell December 25, 2010
Get the prosciutto parachutemug. The practice of trimming the pubic hair region with two (2) small lines of hair connecting from the base of the penis to a large semi-round overgrowth of hair above it. Should resemble a standard parachute even to the untrained eye
Jason David England: Author of "How to Nurse your Wallaby" can be seen showing off this style of Pube fashion in various magazines across the U.S. as well as Europe is the inventor of the "Pube Parachute"
by DocHoliday187 October 21, 2008
Get the Pube Parachutemug. A rather torn up vagina that has been pounded so many times it now resembles a pair of parachute pants. Also, See: Wizards Sleeves
1: Look at that hottie!
2: No way, dude. Stay away from that shit.
1:Why?
2: I hear she has some nasty parachute pants.
2: No way, dude. Stay away from that shit.
1:Why?
2: I hear she has some nasty parachute pants.
by Windowless April 18, 2010
Get the Parachute Pantsmug. When a man gets naked, lays on his back, stretches out his sack to make a bowl shape out of his sack. Once the bowl is formed he must urinate on himelf and try to make as much urine into the bowl as possible. Now, maintaining positive control of the sack you must stand up, walk up to somebody and splash the urine on the person preferably a woman who is being an extreme ass hole!!!
by nasty bitch!!! April 10, 2011
Get the GOLDEN PARACHUTEmug. When a woman or a man has really fatty saggy boobs, that could be used as parachutes. usually if someones over weight.
Girl one: eew.
Girl two: what?
Girl one: you've got really bad parachute titties.
Girl two: dont expect me to help you when we fall off a cliff.
Girl two: what?
Girl one: you've got really bad parachute titties.
Girl two: dont expect me to help you when we fall off a cliff.
by Moo moomahmah November 14, 2009
Get the parachute tittiesmug.