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Cranky panky

Referring to an inflamed and/or extremely painful pancreas, such as in people (or animals, esp dogs) with any degree of pancreatitis or disease of the pancreas (acute, recurrent acute, chronic, hereditary, autoimmune type 1&2, pancreatic cancer, sphincter of Oddi disorder (SOD), small/large duct disease, pseudocysts, etc.).
When pancreatitis flares, it feels like my cranky panky is going to explode through my sternum it's so painful and swollen!

After eating any kind of food, her cranky panky acts up, making her instantly regret that meal!

He cannot recline back in a chair to watch the big game, as that position causes him to have a cranky panky. He has to sit up straight or lay on his belly or sides instead.
by LindaLooWho April 19, 2021
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Ranky Panky

Using one's business/social rank as a vehicle for aggressive uninvited seduction. Replete with rewards and penalties for compliance or non-compliance. An extreme example would be: “Doing the maid.” Exploiting people sexually thru seniority.

Ranky Panky is also a form of sexual exploitation -or- using sex as a tool to advance oneself in an organization.

2.Thru Ranky Panky she/he was able to climb the corporate ladder quicker than others more qualified.

Derived from Hanky Panky
The CEO engages in Ranky Panky.
by Michael Greenberg September 3, 2008
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Panky

A really annoying guy, often a dude that think he's really gangster but irl he's the opposite
That white man is a real panky!

Hell yeah dude, he's really cringe
by Lgom22 February 1, 2017
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"Shonky Donkey" (with the stanky hanky panky)

"A TRANS-mission known for taking it in the PRSION PURSE in Dillion State Park"
"Shonky Donkey" (with the stanky hanky panky) is also PBR stands for (Park Bandit Running)
by Lil Leg Day) November 27, 2023
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🗣🗣🗣The act of having "dirty booty bandit" play in Dillon State Park @11:20am on May 20, 2001.. Where 2 arrests were made that faithful day and a certain game warden has PTSD from what he encountered that day
Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

(PBR means "Park Bandit Running")
by "Lil Leg Day" December 3, 2023
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Hanky Panky

When your mom sees you vaping and she doesn’t abuse you but you get physically slapped by her and it stings for the rest of the night
My mom gave me a hanky panky after dinner because I didn’t eat my spinach balls.
by COOCHIE CATCHER 9937 November 5, 2023
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Janky Panky

I tried to get some lovin but all I got was some Janky Panky!
by Validation Nation June 17, 2020
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