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Pandemic

A worldwide outbreak of a disease.
The term 'pandemic' is often confused with 'epidemic'.
Some current pandemics are Swine Flu and HIV/AIDS. Some may consider the common cold a pandemic.

Pandemics have been known to vary unpredictably from very mild to devastating. Swine Flu was predicted to be a really bad outbreak, hence the extreme precautions taken, but it turned out to be a harmless cold. Spanish Flu, on the other hand, was not predicted and caused widespread damage, with an estimated 50,000,000 deaths worldwide.

Pandemics are usually mild if precautions are taken, and usually don't do much harm. While the media may make it sound horrible, they often leave out important details, like the infectivity, number of cases, and death RATE. Most cases are never confirmed, either; usually just the severe cases. You could get swine flu and never know.

Pandemic is also a popular online game in which the player attempts to kill off the human species with the perfect disease.
People are taking this pandemic way too seriously. It will inevitably go away on its own without the help of panic and media headlines.
by MacGenius April 25, 2010
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Pandemic Podge

You can tell they used to workout, a bit of muscle tone, strong arms etc. But then the pandemic hit and the routine went out out of the window.

Insta athletes don't motivate them, and zoom workouts aren't exciting as the question "what is in the snack cupboard today?"
Person 1: How has isolation treated you?
Person 2: Not bad but I've done zero exercise and now own a bit of Pandemic Podge.

Person 1: I like my guys to have dad bods, they are better for cuddling.
Person 2: What about a Pandemic Podge. The softest pillow you'll find.
by WildMatt May 6, 2020
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Pandammit

The situation the world is currently (2020) living in. The feeling of hopelessness due to the immense stupidity of others not following social distancing and proper practices.
by Vickthechick June 15, 2020
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pandemerrific

The thrill and excitement one gets from watching a pandemic disease unfold. An uncotrolled feeling or urge to wear a surgical mask while watching the news about a medical epidemic.
John felt "pandemerrific" at hearing the news that the swine-flu had spread.
by rma123 April 30, 2009
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Pandemic Perfume

Purell Hand sanitizer. Used to ward off H1N1 aka the Swine flu. The smell of Purell is particularly strong in elevators due to the fact that the dispensers are typically located just outside the elevator doors.
“Man, I just rode up to the fifth floor with a bunch of people and all you could smell was Pandemic Perfume! With H1N1 sweeping across the country, I think everyone is wearing it!”
by justanoldguy November 15, 2009
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Pandora Song

A song played frequently that you enjoy on Pandora Radio, but not enough to purchase.
"Hey Tony. Heard of Spoon, the band?"

"yeah I've heard of Spoon, they've got a few Pandora Songs out right now—"
by TwoTone Publishing October 8, 2011
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Pandora and chill

getting to know someone better while listening to pandora
(A term used by science majors at Kutztown University)
Jenn: Hey , do you have netflix?
Jeremy: No, but I do have pandora
Jenn: Nioce, you want to pandora and chill?
by germTWIX December 25, 2015
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