owned 

When you see your girlfriend making out with the school nerd.

"Hey Robby, I saw Monica fuckin Peter Wang yesterday"


"GODDAMMIT!!! WHY AM I NOT RESPECTED" (his leather pants tear)

owned by Tony Ramone July 31, 2005

Owned 

Owned, resulting back in the Ultima Online days is a word depicing victory over another person or thing. Being passed up into the new generation of games and even in real conversations the word has come a long way since it was started by us old UO boys

* That mofo just got owned like a bitch.
* Hahahahaha Fucken Owned
* Man you got owned like a motherfucker
* OWNED HAHAHAHAHA

Owned by DaN` July 8, 2003

owned 

A word commonly used in the gaming world.
Usually meaning getting your ass kicked in a damn video game.

DeathBRINGERXxX:hahaha nOOb i just owned you!!
theAVERAGEjoe: . . . . . .shit

owned by D@WSON November 17, 2006

OWNed 

When you watch too much of the Oprah Winfrey Network and you suddenly feel like an empowered middle aged black woman.

Kari: "ohhhh man, I got OWNed last night."

Amber: "who made a fool of you?? I'm gonna kick their---"

Kari: "No I just watched a marathon of Iyanla, Fix My Life."

OWNed by Renka912 November 9, 2012

owned 

A process or action of becoming overcome. Some one has earned the right to your name. Someone has overwhelmed you with their skill in a specific competition or betting arragement.

dude, i OWNED your ass in Halo yesterday. I'm gonna OWN your girl later tonight man.

owned by Mike Bohm December 28, 2005

Owned 

A misspelling of pwned.
Used in a sentence created to humiliate someone after they have contributed to an unintelligent situation.

After Idiot1 gets kicked in the balls, Idiot2 says, "You got owned!"

Owned by muhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa January 27, 2009

Owned 

the act of being totally paralised with shock and chronic wiggage.. when someone promotes a state of mental immobility by describing sometihng totally fucked up to you.

"man, did you see that fat stripper? he dirty flaps were hanging out...it owned me hardcore..."

"man that music owns me.."

"Dion totally owns me in his fucking purple stretch pants..i am going to kill that son of a bitch if he wears them again...."

Owned by Chemical Mafia January 13, 2005