Ostrich Sack

1)Someone who is a geek, a fag, and a knob rolled into one completely irritating package. The sort which would piss you off no matter what the situation time or place

2) The obvious

1) (insert name of loser) is an Ostrich Sack

2) Holy shit! that Ostrich has a huge sack! If it's legs weren't as long it'd drag on the ground!

by CalvinPalmer December 26, 2005

Ostrich Queefs

1. Absolutely the best band name ever used and abused.

2. Two morons making stupid music.

"Hey, did those two assholes just call someone gay?"

"Of course! That's Ostrich Queefs!"

by pookstah April 2, 2009

Ostrich size

To mock. Make fun of. To compare to an ostrich.

I'm gonna ostrich size that punk ass kid.

by OpethRules April 14, 2003

ostrich-explosion

a larger than normal ostrich or mega-ostrich as it is commonly known, explodes and the scattered remains form several new ostriches. most commonly seen in ostriches native to Denmark.

"dude did you see that ostrich-explosion!"
"no"

by cat pajamas 98 August 5, 2008

Ostrich belt

Twisting the testes around the penis and placing them above one's belt buckle. This resembles a belt made of ostrich skin.

Dude, we got so drunk last night that I showed everyone my ostrich belt.

by Amiga de los chupacabras July 6, 2010

ostrich hunter and chair slider boy

The best superhero tandum since batman and robin

"Yo man you c ostrich hunter and chair slider boy doubled team that ho last nite? fuckin piiiimps"

by OHCSB December 2, 2004

ostrich fuck

this is when you sucker punch your girlfriend in the face and then dig a hole; put her face in it and fuck her from behind.

she slept like a baby when i ostich fucked her last night.

by stephanie mctaggart April 21, 2003