A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Driveway Ornament

a) a car that is so expensive, you wouldn't dare drive it; instead you just showcase it to the rest of the neighborhood in your driveway.

b) a car that is such a bucket, that you've given up on it, so it just sits gathering rust, vermin, and the occasional stoner.

a) My neighbor bought a new Mercedes-Benz S65 AMG last year. I swear, the car hasn't moved since he drove it home from the dealership back in May. I swear, it's become a Driveway Ornament.

b)
Guy 1: Hey, is that your Dad's Impala outside?
Guy 2: yeah, but it doesn't work anymore.
Guy 1: has it achieved Driveway Ornament status yet?
Guy 2: most definitely, bro.

by ManWhoDrivesAnAcura January 8, 2015

chin ornament

Alternative name for balls. Specifically, the balls as they rest just on/under the chin.

She had some cute fuzzy chin ornaments.

by Amb3r_o5 July 1, 2024

Ornaments, ornaMents, ornamentS

Ornaments, ornaMents, ornamentS

Ornaments, ornaMents, ornamentS

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Alabama oak ornament

A term commonly used to describe a lynched African American in the southern united states, possibly meant to replace black faced lawn jockeys.

That nigger's gonna end up an Alabama oak ornament iffin' he don't keep his little pickininnies outta my melon patch!

by Cosmond June 4, 2018