Orchard

A hairy man who spends to long on the toilet and loves dogs a bit too much and has George Michael and a bit camp

Orchard (Gay) likes men

(Define).

(Camp)

(Pedo)

by Official News April 8, 2017

Bone Orchard

The act of taking someone to the bone orchard. A euphemism for wanting to have sex with someone.

"Dude, I took her to the bone orchard yesterday"
As referenced on The Big O and Dukes Show. Now playing as a Podcast on at iTunes under the same name. Or at bigoanddukes.com check it out.

by umhumgum August 29, 2016

Orchard Ave

a street in carson

guy: what street do you live on?

girl: on orchard ave.

by cWm100 July 14, 2009

Bone Orchard

The act of taking someone to the bone orchard. A euphemism for wanting to have sex with someone.

"Dude, I took her to the bone orchard yesterday"
As referenced on The Big O and Dukes Show. Now playing as a Podcast on at iTunes under the same name. Or at bigoanddukes.com check it out.

by umhumgum August 29, 2016

orchard rhino

When you ram head first into the puss with an apple on your mouth. Lodging the apple up a girls vagina.

Dude I gave that bitxh Martha an orchard rhino last night. Now she needs to keep it up there so she can make an apple pussy pie.

by orangeglazeelf1234 March 19, 2016

the Gapple Orchard

the magical place where corvette owners go when they think they can beat my shitbox hatchback with 250k on the odometer on an empty stretch of highway

dude 1: some old white dude paralleled me on the highway, and looked me dead in the eyes
dude 2: what did you do?
dude 1: let’s just say he’s spending some time in the Gapple Orchard right now

by ed-G April 29, 2019

Bone Orchard

The act of taking someone to the bone orchard. A euphemism for wanting to have sex with someone.

"Dude, I took her to the bone orchard yesterday"
As referenced on The Big O and Dukes Show. Now playing as a Podcast on at iTunes under the same name. Or at bigoanddukes.com check it out.

by umhumgum August 29, 2016