National One Nut Day

The one day in November you can nut

Tim: Ugh i wish i could nut
Rob: You can! Its National One Nut Day!

by bannonutnovember November 08, 2019

One Day

A fictional date in the future where you will complete all of your backlog and optimizations

One day we will add unit tests

by PaulICS123 November 04, 2021

Day one strokes

Having a sexual interaction with someone on the first day you met them

I just met this girl, I’m hoping to get some day one strokes.

by Grantivanschilte April 18, 2024

Day ones

People you role with since you were young aka day ones.

“Yo I run dis block wit all my day ones,

by Diggydust December 27, 2018

One fight day

June 26 the day to celebrate one fights birthday

Hey it’s one fight day today let’s get some birthday cosmetics on one fight!

by Lunemans September 13, 2021

National Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes Day

Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick

Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."

by Pillow34532344443233333333333 April 16, 2020

one proud day

when it is good day start with a bad end

one proud day, the austeeno arived

by xdr5t3evq3q November 05, 2023