October

Cuddle a best friend day. A long nice warm cuddle. You could even possibly watch a horror movie while cuddling. Don't worry its platonic. ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

You: hey its October

Your best friend: yeah, what about it

You:its where people give cuddles to each other.

Your best friend: oh... Well.. Sure why not.

by Depressedmanventing September 29, 2022

October

The month of October is the month where all tiktok user put their liked videos on public ;)

person 1: it’s October today
person 2: ohno

by kita xx October 5, 2022

october

BOO !! Sorry, did I scare you? WASSUP GURL! ITS COCKTOBER and if you are getting this it means your a HALLOWEEN HOE !! Every year in COCKTOBER the jack-o-slut comes to life.. coming to harvest his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN !! send this link to 10 other HALLOWEEN HOES of else you a TRICK ! >:) If you get 4 links back, you are a THOT-O-WEEN TREAT, if you get 6 links back you are a SLUTTY WITCH B*TCH... but if you get 10 LINKS BACK... you are THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK !!!!! If you dont send this link to 10 other THOTS you will get NO DICK this COCKTOBER ?! >:)

you: hey bestieeeee, guess what month it iss????!!
your bsf: ..october??
you: NO!! it's.... COCKTOBER !!
your bsf: LETS GET SPOOKY B*TCH!

by arqns.fs October 12, 2022

October

October is National peg your husband month!

Honey, bend over for me. It's october, that means its national peg your husband month! This is the first of many strap on sessions for you.

by Tryanythingonce10 October 13, 2022

October

Orgyless october. The month where you cant host or attend and orgy

"hey John would you like to go to an orgy" "sorry mark i cant its orgy less October"

by Dragonoverlord January 7, 2023

October

The most deceitful month of the year. It's just like the fuckening, but it lasts for a whole month.

First few days are going too well, Your wildest dreams come true, then halfway through the month your worst nightmares come true, and everything falls apart, and by the end of the month you'll be relieved that it is finally over, and you'll be celebrating the best day of the year, Halloween.

"I'm having the worst luck ever, And I was doing so well two weeks ago! What the fuck happened"

"Bro, It's october. You can't trust october"

by Yourluna(tic)goddess May 24, 2023

October

A professional gooner whose brain is suffering horribly from being a chronic porn addict. Cannot stand in an argument for the life of them. Usually spotted in telegram servers acting a fool.

“Hey, did you see what October said?” “Oh you mean the porn freak? I think someone needs to put them down.”

by Drowsy.Enmu May 30, 2024