Fibre-optic cable

A thing that we have to find in IT

Alana is alive and so is lichi

by samy March 15, 2004

in yer optic nerve

Phrase used when you know you have a penis with a punch!

Used like in your eye

by Identity Crisis May 20, 2003

OC3 optical line to MD5 Hash (#)

A funny saying used by popular influencer, Ownage Pranks, to fool scammers.

I must check that the OC3 optical line to MD5 Hash (#) is working before I can give you my personal information.

by Mia Habibti February 13, 2022

optical-fertilization

the process of being shot in the eye with a male orgasm

sarah gollub's eye hurts due to the fact that i brutally optical fertilized her

by mike hunt December 1, 2003

Optic fondue pot

An optic fondue pot is when a male partner shits into an eye socket and skull fucks it.

Hey girl, want me to give you an optic fondue pot?

by beans and bullshit April 29, 2022

psycho-optic

Ability to see how psychopathic someone is.

I'm so PSYCHO-OPTIC I could see that dude was gonna eat his cat with beans and rice.

by Hotel 6 December 20, 2016

optics

Usually, in a mainstream or social media context, jargon to describe the way in which an event or process will be perceived. Often used with other political jargon - notably virtual signalling, where the "signal" is intended to generate a specific and ideally positive public association ("good optics").

Shell Exec (1): "We've just made £8 billion in profits from selling super-priced oil, and the northern hemisphere is heating up like crazy. We need to soften the optics. How about we chuck a few million quid at those desperate muppets at British Cycling?! Worth a shot?"
Shell Exec (2): "Blatant virtue signalling - you never fail Hank - I think that could be the most transparent bit of greenwashing in history! But those lycra boys will never buy it..."
British Cycling official: "wow, thanks, guys; we always knew the oil industry was really nice."

by Happydayseveryday November 3, 2022