By the foreskin on my dick

A funnier and more extreme version of "By the skin of my teeth". Emphasizing a very close shave or a very narrow escape from danger.

"Phew, that was close. I literally survived that by the foreskin on my dick."

by ThDnMv June 14, 2023

peep my dick

to look at the dick or penis.

"hey yo peep my dick ;) "

by baby jesus lover May 15, 2018

Shaking my dick

Shaking my dick
The ghetto equivalent to SMH (Shaking my head)
Usually said after someone does something embarrassing or rather awkward

*can be done practically: after the event occurs instead of shaking your head pull your pants down and shake your dick like a beyblade
*is gender based

Shaking my dick: Literally the manly equivalent of Shaking my head
Boi 1: *says something awkward to his crush in front of others

Boi 2: Bruh SMD *pulls pant down and shakes his dick rapidly

by BruhmiumMomentos October 4, 2019

pulling my dick

to joke or wreak havoc. exactly similar to "pullin my leg" but with a twist.

phil: "hey you know that this coupon is expired."

rupert: "seriously? you pulling my dick?"

by ryan mcgaw June 27, 2006

hold my dick

a saying usedvwhen shits about to go down. pronounced:

(ho my dick)

guy 1:dude, u gonna jump?
guy 2: yep.
guy1: i dunno man...seems sketchy
guy2 : hey..hey erik?
guy1: what?
guy2: hold my dick *jump*

by 'bouttogodown April 9, 2011

google my dick

a term used for when a bitch says somthing stupid u tell her to shut up bitch and google my dick.

Sam said somthing stupid so i told her to shut up and google my dick.

by rparka April 11, 2008

tippin' on my dick

the way in which a girl is overly agressive in her flirtatious ambitions of a highly attractive boy.

"Goddamn, that old waitress was totally tippin' on my dick, offering me refills left and right. You should have seen my girlfriend's face."

by indierokker January 1, 2010