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Dick Head Donor

1. a dick head, who is father of your child.

2. man brimming of confidence & arrogance in fatherhood to the point where he assumes he knows it all. Offering parenting advice through what he "heard", belittling the parenting of child's mother.

3. man who is an ideal father following up on all fatherly duties except, noticing that the mother of his child is the ideal mother/woman.
When a dick head donor interacts with the mother of his child, he will go out of his way turn the conversation into a negative experience. Often having her walk away from him shaking her head mumbling, Ugh! What a Dick Head Donor!
by Autumn Goals April 7, 2010
mugGet the Dick Head Donormug.

Late-Night Organ Donor

A man who will visit women at night only to have sex with them. To my knowledge, originally coined by Kanye West in the song Hold My Liquor from the album Yeezus.
"'Baby girl, he's a loner, baby girl, he's a loner'
Late-night organ donor, after that, he disown ya
After that he's just hopeless, soul mates become soulless"
by Beef burger November 23, 2021
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donor wants organ back

When a person demands back a gift.
Sherry: Can you believe it? First Jack breaks up with me and now he says I have to return the bracelet he gave me.

Alana: He pulled a donor wants organ back on you? What a loser!
by shakerrr January 23, 2011
mugGet the donor wants organ backmug.

black market organ donor

A weird place where dgens can get their organs after a surgery. Usually illegal and brought from other areas of the world.
Man the black market organ donor completely ripped me off I order a gall bladder and got a testicle.
by Hoehoehoe May 20, 2016
mugGet the black market organ donormug.

Germ Donor

Someone who sneezes proudly and without protection.
Frank: Aatchoooo-ah!
Jim: Well thank you Germ Donor.
by peterbruce01 January 7, 2009
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Universal donor

In the proofreading business, a document that is full of typographical errors, aka, “typos.” The expression is a play on the concept of the so-called universal blood donor: type O being the blood type that can be donated and transfused to anyone regardless of their blood type, a “universal donor” document is … full of Type Os.
Chad, take this universal donor back to your desk and fix all the !@#$% misspellings and punctuation errors, jeez.
by FitofPeak June 11, 2021
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Organ donor

Hey, can I have your organs?
Hym "Do you need me to put the little orange organ donor stick on my license or are you just going to help yourself? Cuz it seem like you just helping yourself to whatever I have to offer is the general theme around here..."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2022
mugGet the Organ donormug.

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