drive-by wifi

This occurs when a person is stranded on a lonely figurative island of desperation by being disconnected from the internet and walks by a free wifi area (restaurant, home, cafe, etc...), and nonchalantly stands outside and mooches the wifi signal.

Ah sorry I'm late man, my internet is down again. I totally had to drive-by wifi that Cosi on the way over here.

by badassbootydrop July 07, 2010

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McDonalds WiFi

Really bad WiFi

“Dude Jerry really has McDonalds WiFi.”

by enigmaburrito21 October 29, 2019

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Mcdonald's wifi

One's wifi so bad that they can not stop lagging this type of wifi can be seen in video games or Mcdonald's itself

Let me tell you this wifi is TRASH

Person 1: OH My GOD I KEEP LAGGING
Person 2: HA YOU HAVE MCDONALD'S WIFI

by IconicFlame May 06, 2021

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basement wifi

somebody's wifi who is so shit that it feels like they're connected to McDonald's wifi from 6 feet underground.

Person 1: "Bro, you are so laggy I'm literally getting free kills"
Person 2: "idk man don't blame me"
Person 1: "stfu bum ass nigga you got basement wifi"

by arcticroy July 09, 2021

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wifi shit

When you bring your laptop into the bathroom with you, and place it on your lap as you are taking a shit...this way you can still talk on AIM/etc. and browse the internet, and brag to your friends how you are wiping your ass as you talk to them. Usually happens the morning after you've been drinking and have the infamous mud butt.

"transfering to the throne" is all that needs to be said and it will be understood you are transfering from wherever your laptop is mounted to the shitter.

"I took a wifi shit, and dropped my laptop on the ground and it broke my keyboard."

- true story.

by Tuffnuts June 22, 2006

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