An explanation for your failures, so spectacular that even those you have let down will put their hands together.
Asked why there was no quarterly report, the vp replied, with the straightest of faces, that he had been abducted on his way to the office, given a medical exam by aliens aboard their UFO, and that the alien's dog did actually eat all his paperwork, and he was extremely sorry. An applausible excuse, it seemed, as he got a laugh from the CEO, clapping filled the conference room, and was not fired for two weeks.
by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020
When at an Indian family gathering you discover that the mithai is in fact delicious (as compared to being not delicious) and eat 12 pieces claiming that because it is blessed food you should have it.
by RoofusDandelion September 11, 2013
The best fucking overused excuse used to end things with a clingy annoying girl who is super desperate and won’t leave ur ass alone
Girl: “you make me so happy”
Guy: “yeah I don’t have time to commit to anything rn”
Girl “ you’re just using the ally excuse”
Guy: “yeah I don’t have time to commit to anything rn”
Girl “ you’re just using the ally excuse”
by The.real.mvp April 14, 2019
you: how did she win our Fantasy Football League and she was the only female in it.
me: because she cheated. her husband who was in the league adjusted her rosters and picked all her players for her on draft day.
winner: I picked my own team and adjusted my rosters every week. that's the ultimate Loser Excuse.
me: because she cheated. her husband who was in the league adjusted her rosters and picked all her players for her on draft day.
winner: I picked my own team and adjusted my rosters every week. that's the ultimate Loser Excuse.
by moviestacks December 30, 2013
-I need a new hat and don't use the christmas excuse.
-Sorry son, we can't afford to spend anymore money, it was just Christmas.
-Sorry son, we can't afford to spend anymore money, it was just Christmas.
by john is my real name December 06, 2009
Son: Mom, you forgot to pick me up.
Mom: I was on my way, but i ended up going to far and went shopping at the mall.
Son: Oh, you're just using the Northwest Excuse
Mom: I was on my way, but i ended up going to far and went shopping at the mall.
Son: Oh, you're just using the Northwest Excuse
by Embarassed to be a Pilot November 02, 2009
by Afloat Boat February 11, 2021