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Cotten headed ninny muggings 

Is an insult to make the audience stare and question what you said. In other words a really akward and funny insult.
LMAO :]
OMG! your a freaking Cotten Headed Ninny Muggings!

cotton headed ninny muggins 

Somebody who feels like they can't do something right.
Buddy the elf thinks he is a cotton headed ninny muggins because he can only make 85 etcha sketcha's instead of 1000 like the other elves. He is NOT a cotton headed ninny muggins because he is a human as pappa elf tells him. A good example of a cotton headed ninny muggins is somebody that blows a country to pieces because they THOUGHT they had weapons of mass destruction. What you know somebody that did that? Wow then we all know a cotton headed ninny muggins!

Foisty Ninny Queer 

A straight person who dates or sleeps with a gay of the opposite sex.
Typically use against men.
Joe: Carl has a lesbo girlfriend!
Larry: Yeah, he's such a foisty ninny queer...
Foisty Ninny Queer by Ill Hubs April 5, 2009

dick ninny 

An utterly foolish and obnoxious person who is so incurably self-righteous in his/her beliefs that he/she will go to any extent to defend them irrespective of whether they are right or grossly wrong.
Look at the dick ninny vegans attacking the BBQ shack.
dick ninny by killerdove December 23, 2015

Oh, the ninny of it 

exclamation, a jokingly twee way of expressing annoyance
Oh, the ninny of it all! Now I've got to start all over again!

internet ninny 

An internet-personality archetype of a person who is easily baited by trolls. Typically the internet ninny will be well convinced of his or her own bad-assery, yet the moment that someone comes along with the black sense of humor the internet requires of its citizens, they come unglued. The internet ninny is notorious for dramatic textual outbursts even in reaction to obviously fabricated insults about their real life status, family, appearance or gaming skill. The internet ninny will also, more often than not, attempt to rally other ninnies or the equally dreaded internet white-knight to come to his/her defense.

The internet ninny is incapable of bowing out of any argument, no matter how trivial, unless they do so in a dramatic fashion that they expect will inspire guilt or support from other denizens of the interwebs.

A common argument for the internet ninny is "Some things are too sacred to be made fun of" and "he really hurt my feelings." Neither is true, but the internet ninny loves to bullshit.

Internet ninnies are masters of TMI in regards to personal matters which typically bear no relevance to the discussion - due to the fact that it is on the internet - and land where nothing should be taken seriously - for one, and furthermore because no one really cares.
This will take place between two almost-strangers:

Internet troll: "Your mom has a sweet ass. I know from experience."
Internet Ninny: "My mom died three months ago and I'm still really broken up about it..."
internet ninny by GirlParachronism September 19, 2009