National Grab Ass Day

A period of time when it's celebrated to grab an ass. It usually lasts from the New Year until the end of spring. So go for it! From Jan. 1st-May 31st, grab that ass!!

dude 1- I bet Jenny is gonna be the first to get her ass grabbed when we come back from winter break.
dude 2- why?
dude 1- shes literally the thickest girl in our grade, so when the National Grab Ass Day season begins, her cake is our cake.

by paranoidnbroken November 19, 2019

National grab ass day

On October 3rd is the day where you can grab anybody ass

Just walked by and grab this boy ass it really doesn’t matter because It’s national grab ass day

by Treasurebutler October 2, 2019

National Grab ass day

1st September, the holy day to grab and smack some ass. Boy or girl it doesn't matter, just grab that shit man

Girl: "Did you just grab my ass?"

Boy: "Yeah it's national grab ass day, remember?"
Girl: "Oh alright no problem"

by NotFeliciathebird August 30, 2022

National grab ass day

On June 12th is national grab ass day, so squeeze them cheeks

Boy: *grabs girls ass*

Girl: WTF!!!

Boy: it’s national grab ass day

Girl: *slaps boy*
Boy: I’m still gonna squeeze them cheeks

by KittyLicker763 June 12, 2019

National Grab ass day

On November 1st is grab ass day.
Big booties lil booties you can do it in all sorts of ways you can give a hug and grab some ass or just grab some ass

It's national grab ass day

by FuckThisShit_ November 1, 2023

National Grab Ass Day

You fucking sicko. This isn't even a real thing. I hope you bleach your eyes and never search this up again.

No. National Grab Ass Day is just no.

by L0V3S1CK July 6, 2021

National grab your ass day

National grab ass day, it is the day where somebody has to grab your ass. The end

HEY LESBIAN BITCHES LETS GRAB ASSES WOOHOO!!! ITS NATIONAL GRAB YOUR ASS DAY YAHOO!!!!!

by あかさたは April 30, 2022