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Two Weeks Notice

Back in the day, when employers gave a fuck about their workers, when someone left a company, they told their boss two weeks before they were leaving that they were going to leave, as a courtesy.
"I just got a job somewhere else, so I'm about to give my Two Weeks Notice. You're the first to know!"
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."
by Publius0987 April 12, 2025
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Why?
Jimothy: Let me read this title: "Why does the (the second the was skipped when reading) brain not notice the second 'the-" wait a moment this is fake.
Jill: Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? is what it says
Sammy + Jimothy: Aeugh
Nick: i ship Jill + Jimo-
Jill: *pulls revolver*
Nick: Runs
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 20, 2022
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i noticed i did NOT do anything in makerspace

this phrase is a way to express to someone very simple things like how you/or others, “ i noticed i did NOT do anything in makerspace
hey did you do anything in makerspace?

“ i noticed i did NOT do anything in makerspace

ok
by scooberttherealrealguy101 February 22, 2024
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Noticer

Noticer: A "noticer" is online slang for someone who spots recurring patterns in society—often demographic overrepresentations in elite institutions, media, finance, or activism—that mainstream discourse ignores or censors. It typically alludes to observing Jewish influence without explicit naming, as a nod to shared awareness in dissident communities. The term dodges bans while signaling pattern recognition over coincidence.
He is a Noticer
by Bob Biggly November 18, 2025
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The Great Noticing

The final realization that the United States has been controlled and over taken by the nation of Israel, and they kill anyone who speaks out. Israel claims that God told the gentiles to serve the Israelites, however the now nation of Israel is no longer the Israelites, for they are long gone. We are meant to only serve Jesus Christ, not a nation.

9/11 and the recent Charlie Kirk assassination are examples of events that has kickstarted The Great Noticing.
Person 1: “Yo, person 2, you hear about the new shooting of a political figure?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I think Israel was behind it.”
Person 3: “it’s time for The Great Noticing
by yesthisisawordlmao September 11, 2025
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Notice

To give your friends and family plenty of notice prior to your arrival or a time your due to meet them
Chap1: Alright mate, can you give me a rough PTA your arriving in town?
Chap 2: Parent Teacher Association?

Chap1: No you CLOWN!!! What time are you getting to town?
Chap2: Non responder

*few hours later, chap1 is in the shower*
Chap2: Just on the train now, I will be in town in around 45 minutes

Chap1: FFS chap I’ve just got out the shower you Clown. Thanks for giving plenty of notice
by Chap87 December 14, 2019
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Noticer

Noticer: A “noticer” is online slang for someone who spots recurring patterns in society—often demographic overrepresentations in elite institutions, media, finance, or activism—that mainstream discourse ignores or censors. It typically alludes to observing Jewish influence without explicit naming, as a nod to shared awareness in dissident communities. The term dodges bans while signaling pattern recognition over coincidence.
He is a Noticer.
by Bob Biggly November 18, 2025
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