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Ate my balls

"Ate my balls" or "I ate my balls" is an expression in the standup comedy community, whereby a comedian goes on stage and attempts to make an audience laugh, and fails miserably, also known as "bombing."

This can be due to either:

The comedian performing the material poorly.

-Or-

An obnoxious, aggressive, or just generally shitty crowd, or rather, that the crowd and the comedian weren't meshing, weren't on the same page comedically.

The expression is used in both cases. The expression seems to be popular with, and may have originated with comedians from the East Coast, particularly Boston; Bill Burr and Jim Norton are examples of comics who frequently use the expression.
"Man this last open mic was brutal, I got up there and ate my balls in front of 20 other angry comics who looked like they were paid to be there."
by The Alaskan Assassin March 8, 2014
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my balls are on fire

is that bathroom open i'm about to piss on this carpet,my balls are on fire.
by Kimmi998 June 3, 2010
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hummer my balls

When a worthy dame manipulates your nut-sack with her tongue and lips.
by Richie January 27, 2004
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Wash My Balls

by AM999 August 8, 2008
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sweating my balls

If somebody desires physical interaction of a sexual nature with you, they are sweating your balls.
"See that chick over there? She's totally sweating my balls"
by Alistair_123 October 6, 2005
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Pulling my balls

A slang used when someone is just messing around with you
Tim: Dude, did you do your homework?
Jimmy: We didn't have homework. Dude quit pulling my balls
by Muffdiver25 November 6, 2013
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Spew my balls

To spew one's balls.
To be in such testicular pain that one feels like he's throwing up his testicles.
Sometimes, nausea and vomiting accompany the pain.
Guy 1 - I think i'm gonna spew my balls, i can taste puke in my mouth! Get me an ice pack!
Guy 2 - Oh man! That bitch destroyed you with one kick!
by Nobli January 14, 2023
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