Muppet

Rhymes with butt-puppet, since muppets can ony animate when they have a hand up their asses.

Miss Piggy jumped up and down with glee when I shoved my hand inside her.

by hahaa April 9, 2003

Muppet

When one partner of a couple bends their dominant arm until the fist is at the chest, and proceeds to anally penetrate the other person with the elbow. Once the entire arm is in, the penetrator extends his or her arm until it is straight and the hand is sticking out of the other partners mouth.

Dude, Emily wanted me to Muppet her last night! It was amazing!

Amanda and I were Muppeting all night long last night!

I muppeted Jacob the other day, he was really good!

by Nnia CcarMmorck June 16, 2017

Muppet

Another word for 'Retard'

Dale is a muppet

by Fearzzy May 30, 2018

Muppet

someone with about as much sense and coordination as a 2 year old on heroine

Hurry the fuck up, muppet!

by NoNameRequired March 19, 2009

Muppet

A weak pussy of a male with no backbone, spine or balls who possesses no independent thought of his own being fully programmed with what to say by his bull dyke feminist lesbian masters Rachel Maddow, Hilary Clinton and Gloria Alread.

Man: Hey Alan want to come over and watch the game with me and the boys later?

Muppet: Sorry I can't my significant other will be much angered with me if I do!

Man: Haha, grow a pair of balls you politically correct emasculated pussy and come and hang out!!!

by darkpassengerx October 19, 2008

Muppet

A person who as no idea of how to use a personal computer, one who is computer iliterate.

a loser who spends their entire life calling technical support helplines, instead of getting an education or reading the fucking manual, yes you know who you are you fuckwits! see also NUMPTY or CHUMPER

by Anonymous March 4, 2003

Muppet

An endearing term to call someone of slight obesity

"hey look at that Muppet over there!"

by sneepsnoop April 26, 2015