munting lover

Someone who loves digging up Corpses and jumping on their stomachs to drink the decomposed juices that gush out of their assholes.

Luke chadwick is a munting lover :)

by nickbarnesss March 7, 2009

munting

sadly...........

a depraved sexual act whereupon two people dig up a corpse, and once exhumed; (sigh :( ) one person stradles its face while the other jumps on its stomach until its half rotting entrails gush out of its mouth. ....aperantly....

e.g. TOM "hey jane lets go dig up that dead guy"
JANE "sure tommy lets go"
TOM "ok jane now you sit on his face remember to cover your nose!"
JANE "im ready tommy"
TOM "whump whump whump whump whump...."

by bearnard lancaster January 18, 2004

A Fine Specimen of Manliness

A man who just oozes manliness, forcing all the women (and sometimes men) to take notice.

Gabbi: Wow, is that Collin?
Reagan: Collin, a fine specimen of manliness
Caleb: Wow...

by dicktrickles November 18, 2010

Munting

To zone out due to the effect of (usually) illicit drugs. This sometimes involves the rolling of eyes, involuntary body shakes and serious gurning. see -Gurning

We lost Dave, but then found him in the corner of the club munting out.

by salads June 18, 2009

Munkinesia

An expression one says when faced with a completly fucked up situation that they are facing.
This word is used in the present tense.
Additional uses:
Munkin A : another form of "Fucken A"
Munked Up: Fucked Up or FOBAR

It is normally expressed as a single word, requiring no other words before or after its use.
After recieving a F on your english homework, you would say, "Munkinesia" or Munkin A, This teacher sucks!
"Why is your hair cut Munked Up!

by livineazy April 12, 2010

Munting Menace

A girl or boy who is so drunk that they Munt everywhere causing general chaos.

Tim: Daniel What the fuck you munted all over my car
Daniel: Fuck dude i don't remember shit

drunk teen 1: dude look at Mike he is such a munting menace

drunk teen 2: yeah he just munted in Aarons drink

by Killerbogan November 26, 2011

Mundine

From the Australian boxer: an experience which does not live up to expectations. He talked big but only lasted 96 seconds.

Girl # 1: how was the date? Girl#2: mundine

by Rijidij November 30, 2018