mulligan

A mulligan is usually found simping for girls that will never simp back for them .They are quite fond of the app 'Houseparty' and has many minutes with girls. Most people just feel bad for mulligans. Mulligans choose girls over the lads

Stop being a mulligan and hang out with the lads

by MullyECM123 December 26, 2020

Millivanillianaire

Someone who claims to be rich but isn't.

(From an old SNL Weekend Update)

Wow! Donald just told me he is a billionaire!

No way! If anything he's a Millivanillianaire.

by kaman25 January 30, 2021

Mulligan

When You Need a PASS for your mistakes, those slip-ups, or activities that you may need an excuse for.

The Teacher asked Billy if he had his homework assignments for Days He missed, He responded with his crooked Smile ”I figured you'd let me have Mulligan since you know my circumstances”.

by ComingCorrect May 5, 2021

Mulligan Hangover

Taking a nap, or going to sleep after Binge Drinking, or Marathon Drinking, and waking up still buzzed, or drunk.

He drank like a phish all weekend, passed out, and woke up with a Mulligan Hangover.

by Mister Paracosmic December 12, 2022

Mulligan

Yeah, I don't think I need tell you guys this but... You know I'm taking a mulligan on being wrong, right? Yeaahhh.... So, we're back up to 100% accuracy! Captain Always-Right!!!! I know. It's astonishing. How can a man be as right as I am as often as I am? They can't! It's impossible for anyone but me! I'm the greatest! And I'm always right.

Hym "How many of you have been here since the beginning? You had to have known I was going to take a mulligan, right? You had to know. Because it was a flook. It didn't count. I've been doing this for years. You have to know that (over time) I have accrued a substantial back-log of mulligans. I haven't needed to use one until now. So... -2 mulligans for me.... You know, actually, I didn't even need to be wrong. As a matter of fact, I was wrong on purpose and only did it for the sake of this bit. So, I'll take those mulligans back (uh-spankyouverymuch). +2 mulligans. There... 100% correct. All of the time. And we still have all of our mulligans. Everything is right with the world once again."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2023

Mulligan’s Law

The amount of baseball played is directly correlated to the fruitiness level of an individual.

Max is the fruitiest person I know. Well he’s played baseball his whole life. That makes sense according to Mulligan’s Law.

by Patrick Star9838 March 17, 2024

oscar mulligan

Oscar mulligan usually has a average penis size of 9 inches, however that is just un-errect ;)

"Wow, look at Oscar mulligan whipping his 9 inch out!"

by Dereck Peterson April 21, 2017