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Muffin top Monday

When you have alot of fluff in the waist and your pants are too tight
Damn she bent over and it was muffin top monday
by Warcat March 16, 2020
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Cincinnati Muffin Top

When a chick is so overweight that her fat spills out from both the top of her pants (standard muffin top) AND from the bottom of her bra. Also observed in extreme cases as a mushroom fat goiter protruding from the top of a sports bra that is too small.
"Check it out! Helga gained so much weight, she's poppin a Cincinnati Muffin Top!"

"Shit bro, I gotta go wash my eyes out with acid now."
by Ahab the whale hunter September 5, 2013
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english muffin top

A far more severe muffin top where several folds of fat spills over a women's pants creating various nooks and crannies.
There is enough butter in that girls English muffin top.
by ilackabettername August 3, 2012
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Stud Muffin Top

The fatty region of a male which extends laterally from his tightened trouser line. This region is otherwise referred to as a muffin top, when present on a female.
Fred has a hairy stud muffin top.
by Jon Biscardi November 25, 2011
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reverse muffin top

When a bitches thighs ooze outta her shorts
Damn her shorts are too damn small! Shes gotta "reverse muffin top!"
by shmallison May 9, 2014
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Stud Muffin Top

The phase that an attractive man enters before dad bod. This usually occurs when his partner is pregnant and he is supporting her pregnancy food cravings.
While Charlotte was told she was looking radiant while she was pregnant, her husband Steve was told he better watch his stud muffin top before he had a full fledged dad bod.
by yogibaker May 22, 2016
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mini muffin top

What a woman has when her bra is too small and her breasts spill over the sides. Not as bad as a regular muffin top but still annoying from time to time.
Travis: Did you go out with Marina last night?
Nick: Yeah, but damn. She had the worst mini muffin top ever. I almost said something about how she should buy bras that fit.
by blue eyed angel October 30, 2008
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