Those anoying people that only say anoying, stupid, embarassing shit. Even so, you can't call them on it because you need their money.
"Do you love your mother"=
"I want to punch her in her idiotic, old face but, I need a ride to the movie."
"I want to punch her in her idiotic, old face but, I need a ride to the movie."
by Rokenrobin June 5, 2012
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Kids: Mom, What’s for dinner
Mother: Make your own dinner, you stupid shits
Kid: Why
Mother: Just kidding, I’ll make you dinner any time you want
Mother: Make your own dinner, you stupid shits
Kid: Why
Mother: Just kidding, I’ll make you dinner any time you want
by AnonymousFortniter January 31, 2020
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"Mothering sunday is drawing near, you cunt"
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by Flidwyn McRichardson III August 23, 2005
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by JIllian Holtz May 11, 2018
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Because we all know that are mother has been to all are scorer games and drove us
Because we all know that are mother has been to all are scorer games and drove us
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by yt-lil stud January 16, 2019
Get the mother mug.1) God's gift to man in the form of a beautiful 500ml energy drink.
2) A hilarious joke when you pretend you are talking about your beverage (mother) but really you are talking about your or someone else's mother.
2) A hilarious joke when you pretend you are talking about your beverage (mother) but really you are talking about your or someone else's mother.
1) random dude: yo dude i got a tiny little v energy drink, want some.
cool dude: no man i got a massive and way better mother u bitch.
2)(a) hey man can i have some of your mother??
(b) hey man your mother is so big!!
(c) god I wanna touch your mother
(d) mmm this mother sure is good!
cool dude: no man i got a massive and way better mother u bitch.
2)(a) hey man can i have some of your mother??
(b) hey man your mother is so big!!
(c) god I wanna touch your mother
(d) mmm this mother sure is good!
by Icecold007 December 9, 2008
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