Motard

A piece of poop with a hair on it

He left a motard on the toilet seat, it was fucking disgusting.

by Jeffery Bicycle June 5, 2019

Motard

Moron and retard put together

Omg that guy it’s a complete motard I swear

by Real.crys March 29, 2021

Motard!

A contraction of Motorist and Retard - A motorist who mistakenly believes that they have exclusive rights to get to their destination in the fastest possible way. Everyone and anything that impedes them (including slower moving trucks & busses, congested traffic, cyclists, pedestrians and traffic controls such as traffic lights and stop signs) are all legitimate targets for irrational hatred, verbal abuse and physical rage. The Motard! is always ranked in the lowest IQ quartile, victims of the Dunning Kruger effect and can be easily identified off road by their distinctive atrocious spelling and complete absence of anything resembling grammar.

Hey, look at that motard! trying to run people off the road.
The motard! said "cyclist don't pay rego, they should be banned from my roads"
I'm collecting Motard Tears to make some more cyclist moisturising lotion.

by lycralizard December 19, 2021

Motard

Somebody who drives a muscle car in an obnoxious and/or illegal fashion. Derived from mopar and retard.

I got pulled over for driving my Challenger like a motard.

by Klaipeda February 11, 2023